| 1. | LARGE ANNOYING PEOPLE | ||
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A fat person who always talks about their "problems". They usually get people so pissed off that they hit them but their hand will just bounce back. Commonly the complain about back problems but maybe if they left mickey d's occasionally they wouldn't have these problems. They are the opposite of skinny people who are annoying too. *At roller-coaster park*
LARGE ANNOYING PERSON: Oh this coaster hurts my back Attendent: Perhaps you shouldn't ride LARGE ANNOYING PERSON: Ohhh my back Attendent: I said you shouldn't rid LARGE ANNOYING PERSON: I think I will have to sue even though it's my fault that I'm fat. This is how LARGE ANNOYING PEOPLE act. |
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| 2. | teen agnst | ||
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the teen version of when adultsfreak out becuase they go to work and pay bills and can't sit around all day eatin potato chips and get everythin for free and get a divorce from their partners at the first sign of a disagreement. Mostly american adults who dont see what is goin on in other countries. adults do have a lot of problems but a lot of problems they caused such as wars, the economy, the 70 percent divorce rate etc. only difference is that it is a teen and no one cares. "teen agnst" is the same as the adultdam im so stressed out i had to work today why why why is this happening to me?
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| 3. | English people | ||
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English people are people part of the british society. Let me clear things up.
1.Not all English people have bad teeth. Infact, the majority of teens today have perfect teeth because with the NHS, if you're under 16 we get braces for free. 2. Yes, most of us drink a high amount of tea. But not all of us like it, or drink it.(Stereotype). 3. We're not jealous of Americans. 4.We're not all pussies. I'd like to see you got to south london and try and start a fight. 5. Not every one of us hates americans. 6. I know alot of people who are amazing on Xbox. 7. Yes, we swear a lot. I honestly don't see the need for the word 'fuck' used about 5 times in a sentance. 8. We have alot of hot people in this country too. 9. There are many different accents, we're not all posh. I come from the south, so a southern accent can be quite harsh. Like a farmer. Basically, what I'm trying to get at is if you actually met us you'd realise that we are the exact opposite of what you think we are. guy1:dude, she's hot.
guy2: I heard she's from England. guy1: no way! i gotta check that place out. guy3: I heard there are English people all over the place that look like that! |
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| 4. | Wrong end of the stick | ||
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An English idiom meaning to get something wrong by one's approach by making stupid assumptions. To think that something you've been offered is the opposite of what it is. To confuse left and right. To turn an ability into a disability, a solution into a problem. The wrong end, as opposed to the right end of the stick. It goes back to the medieval, when people use staffs, or a general purpose stick. One end would be held by its owner. The right end of the stick is the driving seat, the nice, clean, comfy end. The wrong end is the dirty, ugly pig-swill stirring, beating-dealing, non-walking-enhancing end. Picking up another's stick by the wrong end is the sign of an idiot, it often signifies a favour turned into a curse by the recipient by of their foolish eagerness to play the game. "Nice Rottweiler" said Rufus. I told Rufus the guard dog was having a bad day today, had been growling a lot. What did he do? He went skipping right up to it, tried to cheer it up "oooh poor doggie" and it bit him in the face. Totally got the wrong end of the stick.
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| 5. | Conformity | ||
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The idiocy of people who label people based on what they wear how they act and their life goals. They tend to consider themselves better then the opposite of what they label themselves even if everyone is equal.
goths and emo peopel tend to label preps as bitches who think less of goths and emo people and basically everyone else(and call them conformists) when actually preps dont even notice them. conformity is stupid and by saying you are non confromists u are being conformists .the opposite of conformity is not non comformity its indiffrence to the fact that someone is diffrent then you and hanging out with who you like not just people "like you"
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| 6. | blueneck | ||
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the opposite of a redneck. someone who thinks we should all think one way. normally those who are northerners or yankees, odd thing is northerners and southerners have mixed so it is not bases on where you live. i myself am a redneck, blue collar, white hat. BlueNecks are Northerners -- the opposite of Rednecks. Because of Redneck jokes, here are some takes on how Southern folks look at Northerners (or how Northerners sometimes think of themselves;) YOU JUST MIGHT BE A BLUENECK
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IF... ...Instead of referring to two or more people as "Y'all," you call them "you guys," even if both of them are women. ...You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside." ...You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY. ...You would never stop to buy something somebody was cooking on the side of the road. (e.g., boiled peanuts, not road kill, Dummy!) ...You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly. ...For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes-au-gratin to grits. ...You don't know what a moon pie is. You have probably never watched a moon pie in a microwave. Awesome! ...You've never had an RC Cola. ...You've never, ever eaten okra -- fried, boiled, or pickled. ...You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork. ...You have no idea what a polecat is. ..You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on your dog. ...You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show. ...You drink either "Pop" or "Soda"- instead of "Cokes." ...You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-'n-knife show. .. You have never been hep'd. ...You think more money should go to important scientific research at your university tha... |
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| 7. | Goth | ||
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1.germanic tribe from yonkies ago
2.a style of writing or artwork. 3.a group of people who listen to gothic music such as Vampyrouss, Sisters of mercy, Bella morte, Bauhus, The Cruxshadows, siouxsie and the banshees,The cure and other such bands. 4.people who dress to fit the person they are, people who dont care about social norms, or what people think of them, they always want to learn and find new ways to express themselves 5.(this is an example of not goth) people who listen to marilyn manson, slipknot, KoRn, limp biskit and hang around in the mall out side shops wearing band shirts and badly applied black eyeliner and lipstick.claiming to be different while their friend standing next to them looks like a clone. 1.check wikipedia
2.victorian style buildings, dracula, wuthering heights,jane eyre and in some respects romeo and juliet..in some ways. 3.the bands listed above.(vampyrouss and the cruxshadows beign the best there :P) 4.opposite of a teeny bopper 5.marilyn manson, those kids standing outside hot topic saying man im so goth right now. |
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