a gender of the human species wich porn occipies 90% of his brain
a word guys use wen they say hello to their fellow frinds
the useless man watched porn last nite..
hey man,watz up!
male genitalia used to make descisions as opposed to the brain.
My boyfriend always pisses me off because he only thinks with his brainpenis!
The part of the brain that women use to control the opposite sex. They can turn it on and off at will. Science cannot fully explain this part of the female brain and as a result it has been omitted from all medical databases. Some conspiracy theorists believe this is a ploy of the conservative right wing in order to suppress the advancement of female sexuality.
Autopsy of Marilyn Monroe
Dr 1: "Let's open her brain up and see what she died of."
Dr 2: "OMG look at the size of that organ! Her Boneroblongata is HUG--"
Dr 1: "DUDE... you can't say that... it's not an officially recognized part of the female brain! No matter how massive and remarkable it is, you can't acknowledge it!"
Dr 2: "Oh sorry... *clears throat* it appears Ms. Monroe has an unremarkable brain."
Dr 1: "Good man... good man... the secret is still safe."
Any individual (male or female) who posesses an I.Q. greater than 170 who is completely absorbed by books, music, and other subjects not remotely related to sports. The opposite of a jock.
Co-worker: Hey, did you see the Eagles games last night?
Me: That's none of my concern; I'm not a jock, I'm a brain.
1. The opposite sex of the male.
2. Equal to the male.
3. Physically weaker than the male.
4. Superior bone structure to the male.
5. Generally think with the right side of the brain, whereas males think with the left side of the brain. This means that females are more creative than males, while males are smarter than females. Females pronounce color and texture in their minds, but males tend to emphasize spacial coordinates. This gives males superior driving skills.
6. Emotionally and mentally unstable creatures, when compared to the male. Many females need to let their emotions out (such as talking, where many do too much). Therefore, they will usually be covert as to what they say, generally leading to arguments.
Females with more estrogen than testosterone.
Generic Blonde Female. i.e. fit for purpose, but copies her looks from a magazine, and is devoid of any distinguishing features like a personality. Nothing to write home about. The opposite of "exotic", or "striking".
Nothing doing in the place. Just GBFs that left me hankering for some crazed goth bunny-boiler ...anything INTERESTING.
Another word opposite of motherfucker, as like fatherfucker, a female who gives fellatio to her father. Used as insult, can be used by both sexes to a female. Also can mean a prostitute who has a pimp who she "sucks up to him". Also can mean "daddy's (favourite) little daughter/girl".
That fuckin bitch is a fathersucker.