A: Pulling out your penis in the middle of intercourse, punching it hard to get it throbbing, and sticking it back in to finish the job.
B: Punching the vagina during intercourse to tighten it up
C: the exact opposite of Donkey punch
Damn man, last night I gave my dick the ole "fuck punch" during sex, and she screamed like a banshee while it was throbbing inside her.
|2.||Donkey Punch Slip and slide|
When engaged in anal sex(over a table or a bench top)and the man is about to ejaculate, he quickly punches her in the back of the head(to knock her out) and withdraws his penis ejaculating all over her chest when she is unconscious. Then he grabs one shoulder and the opposite leg and slides her across the table or bench(While she is still unconscious). With the assistance of the semen all over her chest she should be able to slide off the table with a decent throw.
Bob: I gave Doris Donkey punch Slip and slide Yesterday. The children were asking why there was so much Broken glass.
When a women is bouncing up and down on a man and the man is about nut, the women realizes this and draws back and punches him in the face, hard. The man is so surprised from this action that he loses the momentum of his orgasm and the women, just having bought some additional time, is now able to achieve a magnificent orgasm that she otherwise would have missed out on.
Wife - So I was riding my husband froggy style last night and noticed he was about nut and I wasn't even close yet.
Friend of wife - What did you do?
Wife - I froggy punched that 2 minute bastard.
Friend of wife - I bet that stopped him from getting off.
Wife - You're damn right it did. He says its works better at stopping him from nutting than thinking about his 2 old and overweight grandmothers scissoring together.
Friend of wife - Wow! I'm going to have to start froggy punching my husband too!
Wife - You totally should.
(noun) The opposite of the unicorn chaser. When one is overwhelmed by cuteness, one feels that only punching a unicorn in the face can re-establish balance.
Those pictures on your blog are so adorable, they're going to cause a unicorn punch epidemic!
The act of watching "Crank" with a girl in the hope of getting some crazy rough adrenaline Crank loving afterwards. The absolute and complete opposite of being "notebooked"
"She was pretty quiet till I Crank'd her, before I knew it she was askin to be donkey punched!"
(stymieed) v. To confuse others greatly, for fun.
John decided to celebrate their anniversary he would stymiee his beloved Zach, by acting like the total opposite of himself.
A Tony Danza on Halo live is an assassination by way of punching a player in the back of their head. This is an instant death for the opposite player. When one gets a "tony danza" you must yell "Tony Danza!!!" over the microphone. Otherwise it will only be an assassination. This term comes directly from the original definition of a tony danza...
When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her and then scream TONY DANZA!!!
-yo dude did you hear how many tony danza's i got last game?
-bro it must have been like 15?
-yea dude i got 13. the danza's were goin like crazy last game