Someone who jumps at or scrapes into every single oppertunity that comes their way.

Someone who always goes to social gatherings, irregardless of whether they are friends with the host/people going or if the gathering will be dry as a desert. They will always be there.

A Chinese word refered to by Homer Simpson that means both crisis and oppertunity, just like Ercle.

a man or women who steals your oppertunity to score. "Last night Adam was a hamburgerler and fucked my kim"

Brak: A Cartoon Character spawned from the Spaceghost show in the late 70's turned into a Sitcom/Talk show in the mid 90's, giving him the oppertunity to have his own show " The Brak Show " Feat. such artists as Zorak and that giant robot thing that lives down the street.

Please bear with my predetermined definition according to your pathetic beliefs of reality, which aren't really yours, but are what you have been taught by every moment you exist in this tragic reality, whoever you may be.

The church of today and the church of yesterday are two very different churches, first of all the church of today is a building filled with morons, secondly, the morons aren't just stupid, fearful people, but they are people who either were brought up to believe what they do, or are on some path to 'enlightenment' of which I would say the whole world is looking for. The church of yesterday was a group of people who were given the oppertunity to see and feel the reality of the faith that had been given to them, they were real people with real problems and were given real hope.

Now to all you who are of misunderstanding, the world of today is filled will all lies and hypocrasy, of all men, wether they be christian, or religious or worldly, it is fact that all men seek there own good. Religion of today is mans own good, just as a space ship going off to mars is, now both of these things have positive and negetive relationships, for example, if humans could have some damn patience, maybe we could help people with needs, we could teach people what we know, instead of trying to be all cool, children in other countries could have food, clean water, and our space ships could wait, or is the media the real religion? so who is deceived here? everyone, and y...

When one has the oppertunity to complete and chokes horribly with some stupid excuse. Especially with a pussyass blister.

A patriotic twat. One who drapes himself in his nations flag at every oppertunity and will not take any critism of his country. see jingoism