Guy #1:"Hey isn't that your friend Susie, she's cute."
Guy #2:"Yeah, and of course she's with that 35 year old that's laid off from Taco Bell and milking unemploymet. I dunno why girls just gravitate to guys like that."
Guy #1:"Yeah you're right, we better just go home I have to be up early for school...these med classes I have this semester are no joke, plus it's no use anyway chicks love guys that wear wifebeaters in public for some reason."
Guy #2:"Right on I'm with ya, I have this really important meeting early I don't wanna be late for."
-Batwing was founded upon the principles of stopping this very situation.