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A dripping, oozing loser; a slave to fashion instead of anything significant or interesting; a person who makes the error of posing as a nonconformist through rigid conformity to a dorfu standard instead of by setting their own goals and standards.
Wearing all black? Is your hair covering one eye so you can't see where you're going? Are your thoughts filled with your appearance instead of what you will accomplish today? Get a life, oozer!
by Eyewitness December 01, 2006

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The coolest people in the world!!
Shagh is such a shoozer. Lal is such a Loozer ( the Origin@l). Zar is such a zoozer.
Which all together equals the OOZER'S. OOZERs are cool.
by heyway March 08, 2008

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A dripping, oozing loser; a slave to fashion instead of anything significant or interesting; a person who makes the error of posing as a nonconformist through rigid conformity to a dorfu standard instead of by setting their own goals and standards.
Wearing all black? Is your hair covering one eye so you can't see where you're going? Are your thoughts filled with your appearance instead of what you will accomplish today? Get a life, oozer!
by Eyewitness November 30, 2006

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