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Oohlala = the expression of surprise
ness = often refer to a state or quality.

Oohlalaness describes a person who has that sense of oohlala when you look at them and/or compare them to other people if they make you go oohlala with the sort of stuff they do or think about them when they never seize to amaze you.
Guy: yuck in general or yuck in comparisson to moi?
Girl: yuck compared to your ooolalaness oohlalaness.
Guy: nice word. :D

Girl: ^^

Girl: but that's what you have!
Guy: oooolalaness?
Girl: yea.
Guy: ◕ ‿ ◕
by Faceless Intent June 26, 2010
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