ohnopia 

Blurred vision caused by forgetting to remove one's reading glasses before getting up from working on a computer, reading, or doing some other closeup task. The condition is made worse when one's hands are full, preventing one from easily correcting the condition.

I often suffer from ohnopia. Just today I was blogging when an unexpected knock at the door caused me to jump up to get it, but my reading glasses made everything blurry and I tripped over my sleeping dog.

ohnopia by JIMWICh December 6, 2011

Onopkan 

hardcore fans of fashion model snejana onopka who also use phrases such as divanopka, recessionopka and pretty much anything with OPKA on the end to describe things related to her.

they are also prone to fainting, crying or experiencing dizzy spells when snejana onopka is in a new editorial.

"superfashion, stop talking about vlada roslyakova, we're ONOPKANS!"

"omg snejana got the gucci campaign!? i didn't know.. i have to study my onopkan history!"

Onopkan by i'm serious October 11, 2009

Snejana Onopka 

Snejana Onopka is an Ukrainian supermodel. At the height of her career, she was known to be extremely thin, with a body mass index of just 14.6

In 2005, she appeared in campaigns for Dolce & Gabbana and Prada and caught the eye of Steven Meisel, who photographed her for two covers of Italian Vogue and for whom she is a "muse."

On the runway, she is commonly seen at shows including Chanel, Gucci, Christian Lacroix, Dolce & Gabbana, Fendi, Marc Jacobs, Anna Sui, Christian Dior, Balenciaga, Dsquared, Blumarine, Etro, Ferragamo and Emilio Pucci.

Throughout her career Snejana Onopka has appeared in advertising campaigns for Dolce & Gabbana, Prada, Calvin Klein, Clé de Peau Beauté, Lanvin, Louis Vuitton, Yves Saint-Laurent, Gucci, and Shiseido.

Snejana Onopka by Onopkan21 November 27, 2011