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The act of mistaking an article written by the satirical newspaper "The Onion" for a genuine article. Usually demonstrating a persons lack of critical thinking skills.
Chinese government run newspaper was onioned in 2002, when they reported that "Congress Threatens To Leave D.C. Unless New Capitol Is Built".
Onioned by Brilliant mind October 28, 2010
Onomé is a loving friend who will always be there for those she loves 💗 no matter the circumstance. She cares for others more than herself and always has a smile on her face,she enjoys making others happy and is a ride or die chick. You’d be very lucky to have Onomé as she is one of the realist people you’ll ever meet. She speaks her mind and doesn’t care who’s around. Don’t disrespect her or those she loves because she will certainly have find you
I’m very lucky to have an Onomé💗
Onomé by Jurneah June 10, 2018
To swear on your friends and family or people you associate with often in gangs mostly used by GDs
Onfonem I'm finna sleep shorty ass .

Keep talking shit Imma beat yo ass onfonem.
onfonem by Kiddrevolution December 3, 2015

onosecond 

The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
onosecond by Jimmed September 26, 2006
Word of the Day on July 12, 2020

!!!1!11!!!oneoneeleven 

Used in long uses of exclamation marks, the !1one is an intentional mistake that jokes about the appearance of numeral value "1" in exclamation overdoses. This is due to the shift key not consistantly being pressed while tapping "1" for the overused "!"'s. The intentional error may signify even more exclamation marks, like some kind of lunatic scientific notation.
Chuck : What the Heck!!!1!1!!!.
Steve : Ha Ha Ha !!!1!11!!!oneoneeleven
Chuck : Thats not funny
Just generally trippin', tweakin', weird, actin' a fool, blackin' out, goin' off. Not necessarily due to drugs, though that's the obvious reference.
Homie was on one, just buggin' like I shot his mom or something.
on one by Kuahmel January 23, 2009