spawn balls (only for you) 

basically spawning balls in a game called slenderman teletubbies. there once was a hacker sharing their screen in a vc when skwanky (me) joined it and saw the hackers's menu so i quickly took a screenshot and shared it with the mods. after that, i sent it in the main zeoworks discord server and some guy called hanez made a quick meme out of it, but then another guy came and fused it with the femboy hooters meme. that guy is called adal, and btw adal, stop claiming it as yours or else, i do sex with you. and this is the origins of the spawn balls only for you meme.

guy1: hey man, wanna play slendytubbies?
guy2: oh? so you want me to spawn balls (only for you) ?
guy1: YES

spawn balls (only for you) by spawn balls (only for you) September 11, 2020

It's only gay if your balls touch 

Some heterosexual men, in a two-male-one-female threesome, will avoid the sexual position "DP sandwich" because there is a good chance that one guy's dangling and swinging balls will rub against the the other guy's balls, creating gay pleasure and thus making the sex gay. The woman, to help the guys overcome their gay fears so that she can get what she wants, will encourage them by saying that the sex would only be gay if their balls touched.

Woman: C'mon guys, give it to me! At the same time! I'm so horny.
Man 1: No way, that's totally gay.
Man 2: Yeah, that's gay.
Woman: What is this, the Rocky & Bullwinkle show?! C'mon guys, think about it, it's only gay if your balls touch.
Man 1: (To Woman:) OK, maybe you're right. (To Man 2:) But I'm going to be on top because I don't trust you and your low-hanging balls.
Man 2: Sure, man, whatever.

It's only gay if your balls touch by EmptyMeter April 25, 2017

It's only gay if the balls touch 

The only way to stop anyone from calling you gay without ending them with a single blow

Frank: you have the gay cuz u sex with man

Joe: it's only gay if the balls touch
Frank: uhh *the think* I guess u alright for now

*two people walk out of that conversation alive instead of one*

It's only gay if the balls touch by BOB12634 March 12, 2018

It's only gay if your balls touch 

A reasurance used toward to guys who are about to, or who you wish were about to, engage in homosexual activity. With just eachother, or with you as well.

It's not true, of course, as simply doing something with someone else can't change who you're attracted to, but with dudes being so afraid to be gay, it's worth a try.

It's also just funny.

Shane: "No way"

Kyle: "Y..yeah"

Figure.10: "Aw.....but remember, it's only gay if your balls touch!"

It's only gay if your balls touch by Figure.10 May 27, 2009