1. A sociopath with access to the internet.

2. Cyberpaths are just sociopaths who've taken their games to the computer age. They can lie all they want, and who's going to prove them wrong? Pictures, stories, there's no way to prove any of it is really them. They do not scruple to steal others' online info and pictures to create a false front for you to adore. One cyberpath used naughty photos of herself to entice men to chat with her and send her money, though she'd gained about 30 lbs since they were taken. Those who did flirt with her were made unwitting chubby chasers. You have only someone's word that any picture of them is accurate.

A toon is a synonym for a character in a video game that is a role-playing game, usually used only in the context of Massively Multiplayer Online Role-playing Games (MMORPG), such as World of Warcraft.

Character, avatar, or toon are synonyms in this context.
(Avatar is a misnomer, however.)

In role-playing games, a great deal of effort is spent in creating a unique persona or character before play begins. During character generation, the player makes choices that will affect the gameplay, such as appearance, name, gender, race, and class. Once created, these characteristics are immutable, as they define the play experience. The selection of class determines the strategies the character will use to succeed.

In short, Role-playing games have great replay value because a player can re-experience the game using a new character or toon.

ETYMOLOGY

Toon is presumably a contracted form of cartoon; video game characters are animated, after all. The origin of this term can be attributed to the standard root of all leetspeak (internet jargon): a need for efficiency for lazy typists.

Toon is probably used because it is shorter and easier to type than the word character. Anyone familiar with these games can easily surmise the meaning of the term from context. Furthermore, the term avatar is avoided as it can possibly create confusion. In roleplaying games, avatar also refers to the incarnation of a deity.

Akin to the seemingly antiquated phrase "Get a room," "Get a Chatroom" should be used openly towards couples, or anyone for that matter, getting a bit too mushy online. Perfect for facebook wall conversations. It can also be used for when your notifications get bombarded because you decided to say "Nice Outfit!" on a friend's picture. This picture then sparked a flirtfest between the picture-poster and another random individual, leaving you to not only get annoyed, but notified! Next time you see this retch-inducing display online, let them know what they should do!

A mallu slang used to define a person who has vigorous addictive disorder for alcohol. They are characterized by compulsive and uncontrolled consumption of alcohol despite its negative effects on the their health, relationships, and social standing.
Their behavioral pattern is somewhat contrasting from most alcoholics and thats what make an 'Ajeesh' peculiar. While most alcoholics prefer a quick warm period of sleep/unconsciousness once they reach home drunken like hell, 'Ajeesh'es act rather weird. They will try hard to remain fit as a fiddle only to post imbecilic threads in social networking sites (and attracts a lots of abuses from his sober online friends) which they themselves will delete at morning once they are sober.
Recent survey conducted on them revealed that 3 out of 5 Ajeesh'es are victims of dementia (mental disorder) too.
They may even claim that they have a wife and children at home while they never had any (and probably never will, as they are mostly gays and would like to remain the same)
Their other distinguishing demeanors include - compulsive addiction to cricket and football (esp fans of Argentinia), ardent reverence to UDF and distinctive loyalty to their home district (esp Calicut and nearby areas).

The sport of taking in the surroundings of ones self. Usually done at a party, school, malls or social networks. This can be done by oneself or with a group of fellow Lurkers. The objective being to spot out the hottest girl and follow her with out detection. Different hand signals could be used to communicate between a team of lurkers.

There are several different levels of Lukin that can one can be judged on.

Level 1
Be able to spot a Bad Bitch with minimal to no detection.

Level 2
Be able to spot a Bad Bitch and communicate her location using hand signals to fellow lurkers.

Level 3
Be able to make physical contact with a Bad Bitch with minimal to no detection. Example: accidentally bump into some butt, elbow a pair of chesticles.

Level 4
The ability to continue the lurk on a Bad Bitch Online, using a social network. Such as finding out relationship status, location and other Bad Bitches associates.

Level 5
The ability to use nothing but the Lurkin method to find where Bad Bitches will congregate at.

Level 6
The ability the master the use of reflective surfaces and the development of heightened peripheral vision.

Level 7
The ability to lift items of the Bad Bitch. This could be anything from scarves, gloves to thongs

Level 8
Only 3 people have achieved this level. It consists of the ability to master the all levels of Lurkin and capture and contain a Bad Bitch without her knowing.

KOOL: adjective, -er, -est, adverb, noun, verb

1. a word used when someone post a status update on facebook, myspace twitter, or any online social media page; the only word to describe a scenario when no one gives a fuck about what they posted.

2. a response when someone says something so stupid that it leaves you speechless

Cryptovision is the recently experienced phenomonon of feeling like you are unable to see or make out letters when typing in the webpage verification code images used to complete purchases online. This is also related to cryptovisophobia, which is the fear that you have entered the WRONG verification code and will be forced to re-enter all purchase information resulting in a cryptoloop, or the endless cycle of entering all of your purchase information only to be forced to start over again...and again... and again.