On Craigslist in the Providence rant and rave section, some guy who types in ebonics on how the "Pawts", will eventually rule the universe and how awesome the Pawts are. He talks trash about Providence and about an issue everyone is talking about and draws really funny pictures of himself with a 14" taint and a dick longer than a cobra. He does it in a really funny way. His posts are also in all caps and he types the way a typical ghetto bastard would speak. The only thing worth reading in the R&R section these days, where the rest is dumb pricks on boring bullshit politcal issues like racism and immigration flaming one another as if their post will make any difference whatsoever. See funny as fuck.

Always ends his post with GO PAWTS! or GO MUDDALUBBIN' PAWTS!

A site where the only thing worth a damn is the back button on your browser. It's basically Michael Moore's wetdream in the form of a webpage.

The scaredom is something that everyone who has experienced being severly hung over knows about. Upon waking up from a heavy night of the fire water and youre still drunk, probably laying next to a not so hot girl and realizing what a bad day lay ahead is just the beginning. You mope around the house all day and the only thing you can stomache is dry turkey sandwich and water. Right around 5 o'clock P.M. the scaredom rears its ugly head, its that ever so unsure feeling that youre life is worth a damn. You start qestioning your lifes decisions and vow to 'turn it around'. Your thoughts range from taking a vow of celebacy to visiting your grandmother more. You are experiencing your conscience yelling at you!!!
...if its real bad, and its on a Saturday night you definitely become a recluse for the next few days....

Jennifer Lopez is a 37 year old celebrity who kept trying to get married in the past few years, Some have called her "Jho" because she has been with so many men, but frankly her clock is ticking and she wants to have babies before it's too late.

Now she has finally found her pair Marc Anythony who is the same race as her which is Puerto Rican, and she was seen on t.v saying that it's better that she's with someone who is the same backround as her because you have more in common that way, etc. and is happier than she has ever been.

Anywho, JLO's career is starting to go down the crapper because people are starting to realize that she is just a gimmick, she can't sing worth a damn (her latest album is a mojor flop), her acting is barely average, her clothing line is cheap and tacky, her perfumes stink, literally... basically the only thing she's good at is dancing.

Euphemism used in human dynamics, including but not limited to romances, workplaces and general social discourse.
It is used by X, who is miffed at Y’s refusal to be manipulated by X or act in a way that X wishes them to. X is socially precluded from saying, “Damn! Y won’t bend to my will, which is the only thing that matters! Me! ME! MEEEEEE!!!!! Curses!”, and so, rather, quietly responds with the back of the verbal hand, slyly denigrating Y as having “issues”. The “issue”, of course, is that Y has enough character or determination not to dance like a monkey to X’s tune. The term is non-gender specific, as both men and women are likely to use it in some form or another.

The most mixed up/ f*ked up school in North Carolina. Home to the rich white snobs shipped in from Cary, the ghetto/welfare blacks from Raleigh and the illegal/ex-prisonmates mexicans. Where there is at least one gang war, two stabbings, and 20 car thefts every year. Where football team has been last in the state for over 10 years now and seems to never get any better. Where the freshman girls seem to be screwing earlier and earlier. Where if you go out into the parking lot all you see are cars that are all worth over $40,000 and then go down a little furter down the road near the school and you will find cars worth $40. You got your variety of white folks there... the rich-hippies, the rich-yuppies, the rich-sluts, and the rich-geniuses. Where certain kids get picked up in a new $100,000 car every day. Where there is an enmorous amount of pot smoking going on but depending on how much money you have the kind of pot you have (i.e. headies, middies, swag, and FIRREEEE) where everyone does drugs but the white/rich snobs from Cary get the money from their parents and ghetto black/mexicans rob each other or the white snobs from Cary for it. Home to the original senior rock, Athens has some of the highest G.P.A's and some of the lowest G.P.A's. Where the ex-mayor son goes and gets high with all the other rich pot heads in their mercedes/BMW's/or whatever car that daddy bought for them. Athens is known f...

short for robitussin. gives you a bad ass trip. me and my friend would take one full bottle each. it usually takes from like 30 to an hour to start taking effect. you are COMPLETELY numb. you feel like you can do absolutely anything. there isnt a damn thing wrong when you take it; you just feel happy as can be. i felt like hugging everyone. me and my friend would cry and it felt so good for some reason. i think it feels good to just sit down. and when you stand up..its so hard to explain unless you've taken it before, but you just wanna bounce around and you cant feel anything. it feels cool to close your eyes and spin around. i pierced my hips one time and i couldnt feel it AT ALL whatsoever. its my drug of choice even tho i gag at the thought of the taste. me and my friend would just tell eachother EVERYTHING. we have it all on tape and you just dont care what you say, so it would be a good idea to do it with a good friend that you wont regret telling them something personal. we felt really pretty for some reason and like we were just the best people on earth. we took millions of pictures and out hair was messed up and we looked horrible haha. the first time we did it, we had a hangover the next morning but it was damn well worth every second. you might feel sick and that you need to throw up. throw up if you can and you will probably feel better. but ive never thrown up from taking it in liquid form. its fun to go to a park at night or something and just act like a litt...