To enter a state of complete intoxication far beyond total drunkenness. Usually characterized by a loss of mental and physical function, loud speech, and the need to cool down by the removal of clothing or wetting with cold beverages. Recovery from such a traumatic state usually involves lying comatose in bed with a couple of the individual’s closest friends, followed by intermittent foul smelling crumps while lying on the couch watching TV.
Inspired by an ex member of the DTB.
Person #1 - Where you drunk last night.
Person #2 - Is was at 7. By 2 I was completely nijjar'd.
Person #1 - Do you have any explanations for the events of last night? It was very disturbing and funny at the same time.
Person #2 - I was nijjar'd man.
The highest caste in the world today, and what all other castes, particularly jutt sikh aspire to.
All people wish they could be galorean, but only certain people are born into it.
A state of being blissfully unaware of the fact that you are gross or unsettling.
A creepy guy at a bar who thinks he's being smooth while leering at good looking girls or delivering lame pickup lines.
The word smoopy could also be used to describe said pickup line. such as:
smoopy guy: "you're beautiful, can I kiss you?"
onlooker: "wow, did you hear that? That was really smoopy."
When you completely own or destroy somebody in any circumstance. The form of own-age can range from anything from answering a question before a completely random individual to killing an opponent in the heat of battle.
Rallied- the act of wrecking shop
Rallied - when a person, place, or thing is affected in any negative fashion
4th definition - the act of being schooled or served (when saying served exagerate the "rv" portion and precede with a phrase like you sucka's got seRVed)
1. The following statement: "12 months ago a young boy gets hit by a freight train when riding his bike across the railroad tracks. As his body lands his remains are picked at by birds and critters till all that left is a few blood stains and fractions of bones" would be equivalent to saying "A while back a boy got rallied"
2. Before pulling the trigger, a distinguish gangster would say "boy you about to be rallied
3. Here is an example of an inanimate object rallying and individual: As a 17 year old waitress goes about her daily tasks she pours an distinguished business man his third cup of coffee but succeeds in missing the cup and spilling the coffee all over his lap, an onlooker (up to date with his urban slang) "says that coffee rallied that man" (notice the attention was on the coffee not the waitress because 17 year old waitress are often stressed out and do not deserve to be held completely responsible by such accidental actions).
Generally defined as awful and tacky costume jewellery that pikeys and chavs consider to be like wearing a Cartier necklace. In most cases the cheap quality Argos jewellery is studded with huge fake stones presumably to try and distract the unfortunate onlooker away from the hideously disturbing vision that is wearing it.
Usual examples include ragdolls and clowns (with fully poseable joints) and have evolved to include pendants showing schoolgirls pushing pushchairs (presuambly to appeal to the mainstream audience of said jewellery)
fucking awesome; sexy
one girl to another "i wanna eat this chilli" other girl" i wanna eat you" onlooker "that is grandiose"
A Young Upwardly Mobile Professional Person;
Bastard offspring of Thatchers 1980's Conservative Britain, suckled on her extreme form of capitalism the yuppies prime goal in life was to make as much money as possible in as short a time as possible.
Concepts such as morality, fairness and honesty were alien to the yuppie philosophy in his/her insatiable drive to become rich as possible before the age of forty.
The yuppie had complete disdain for people with little or no money and could spend the equivilent of a manual workers weekly wage 'doing lunch' in a wine bar.
Onlooker: Look at that poor bag lady over there, she has collapsed with hyperthermia.
Friend: Yes and is that a yuppie pissing on her!
Onlooker: Yes it is, but that's only because his friend set light to her first.