| 1. | picture pimp | ||
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One who uses online digital photographs of anything from people and objects to stills from movies to help relay or underscore a written thought or emotion. It's the online Internet forum equivalent to the phrase, "A picture is worth a thousand words." I didn't know what Steve meant by calling me a media whore until that picture pimp posted a photo of Paris Hilton under his remark!
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| 2. | endless online | ||
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There are two different worlds in Endless-Online. You have, the in-game community that consists of idiots, morons, people, more people, and more idiots. Then, you have the Endless-Online forum community; which is TOTALLY the opposite of the in-game community.(Not really, but you get the picture.)
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The game is created by Vult-r using the C+ engine and is currently sponsored by Layered Tech. The game has several admins but the majority of them are not helpful and can really give players a hard time.(Except for Arvid. He's the best.) Many of the admin's handle in-game issues in an unjust manner so don't be surprised when you get jailed or banned without a warning. The admins will not bother launching an investigation. The most effective way of getting out of the jail system, is by talking to an admin over an instant chat messenger and persuading them to let you free. The endless-online forum community is full of forum trolls. It is definitely not for the weak hearted. You can expect insults and vulgar language to be in every topic you read. I really don't have much more to say about this game; other than I dislike it a lot. I still check o... |
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| 3. | online facial | ||
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An Online Facial is a virtual cumshot. A guy cums on a girl's printout. Process: A guy must, with permission, select a beautiful or sexy photo and print it out and masturbate and cum on the printed pic. Then he must take a digital picture of the result or even take a video of the event and email or somehow message the girl with this record so that she can also masturbate to it. my girlfriend is going to be in another state for a while, so i will cyber with her and give her online facials because we are unable to have oral sex and a real cumshot.
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| 4. | online dating | ||
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A fairy tale, play dating that two partners (usualy teens) partake in to get themselves ready for real life relationships. The false concept of "internet love" is embraced all to easily and leads to more heart ache *winkwink* and troubles for the more desperate person involved. Cyber sex soon follows as the relationship gets "stepped up" to the "next level"*winkwink*. Maybe he can get some pictures or phone sex out of it if he's lucky, but he's not, she won't even tell him her last name. He ends up jerking off to text whom he hopes is written by a member of the female species(But he never knows) Not sweating it to bad because she did show him that one blurry picture. The relationship usualy ends as soon as it began and neither really cares, but they pretend they do. She might even fake like she's crying. He might say he's going to kill himself because she broke his heart. The truth is one of them found a hotter or more intresting person to online date or just got sick of the others daily sniveling. The cycle continues, rinse and repeat. No feelings shared just words that people forgot faces manipulated behind the scenes.
Online Dating.
Matt- Hi xGinax- hey Matt- How was your day? xGinax- Matt I have something to tell you and your not going to like it, but I can't hold it inside any longer. Matt- Okay umm what is it? xGinax- I can't do this anymore we just don't fit as a couple. Matt- Are you fucking joking! But you said you loved me! xGinax- I still love you! It's not you it's me. Matt- Don't do this to me, I need you in my life! xxxGina- Im so sorry please don't hate me ): Matt- But what about when you said you would meet me in real life and we would lose our virginity together. xGinax- Im sorry... Matt- Im going to go kill myself now! You'll never see me again! |
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| 5. | MySpace Picture | ||
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Taking a picture of yourself using a camera phone. Either by holding it at arms length or reflection in the mirror. Specific purpose of this picture is to post on online communities. Dude, did you see her MySpace Picture? She is hot, but she sure needs to clean up her bathroom.
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| 6. | online crush | ||
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It is when a person has a crush on somebody they met on the internet. Ideally, it usually is somebody of the opposite sex, unless the crusher is gay, of course. The typical websites that people form online crushes is facebook, myspace, youtube, metacafe, online video games, forums, chat rooms, blogging websites, sharing websites, and any website with community membership and user names for each user. It is perfectly normal to form a crush on somebody you have never met in real life. It is unfortunate, if you have never seen a photo or video of the person you have a crush on, but one can always hope for that sensual, affectionate, and ideal mate to be the crush. When the time comes that you see a picture of the crush and if it is unpromising, displeasing, and it turns off sexual arousal, it is normal to shun the crush, and possibly block them out of your life (or for the website in question, at least). Joey: I have been chatting with this girl on youtube for the past two months, and we have so much in common; I wish I could meet her.
Rachel: O Joey, you have formed an online crush. Joey: Really? An online crush, eh? Rachel: Yea, an online crush. Joey: That's so cool! I bet she's hot. (Another month passes by...) Joey: Hey, my online crush sent me picture of her. (After a few seconds of looking at it...) Joey: Ahhhhhh! I am so blocking her on youtube, and shunning her. Rachel: I can't believe that's the girl you had an online crush on. Ha-ha-ha! She is such a hog. Joey: Yea, well she sounded cute in her messages. |
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| 7. | Picture-surfing | ||
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V. When your on an online profile or search engine and your just looking at a bunch of pictures! you: "What are you doing?"
me: "I'm just picture-surfing." "Last night i was picture-surfing though Jane's pics, holy cow she's got some crazy stuff on there" |
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