The state of being engaged in activities away from electronic media.
Person 1: What have you been up to? You haven't posted anything on Facebook or tweeted
Person 2: I've been pretty busy onlife lately. Between work and the family, I haven't had time for much else.
to promise; like swearing on someones grave.
Me: i didn't kiss your girlfriend, man!
Tim: i heard you did!
Me: i swear i didn't!
Tim: you did!
Me: on life i didn't!
how was your onlife today?
Short term for online life. One can only use this word correctly when one starts to feel an obligation to tweet and update Facebook in the same way that you might feel obligated to clean your room or call your freind back.
My onlife is so hard to handle sometimes...