Urban Dictionary: ones and twos

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1.	ones and twos
	buy ones and twos mugs, tshirts and magnets Refers generically to DJ turntables, etymology is a derivative of the best-selling professional-grade DJ turntable, the Technics SL1200, which has for better or worse become the de-facto standard in the club world. See also wheels of steel Tonight we've got DJ Judge Jules playing live on the ones and twos, live on BBC Radio One. by Don Engel May 17, 2004 share this
2.	ones and twos
	buy ones and twos mugs, tshirts and magnets A set of turntables. Yo, he's off the heezy on dem ones and twos son. by Rollin May 17, 2004 share this
3.	ones and twos
	buy ones and twos mugs, tshirts and magnets two turntables - #1 and #2. thus, ones and twos. Yo, we got DJ Revolution rippin' it up on the ones and twos tonight. by kha` May 17, 2004 share this

4.	ones and twos
	buy ones and twos mugs, tshirts and magnets One: Wee. Stems from it usually being ?one? stream. Two: Poop. Ie, it's usually ?two? or more logs at a time. Me: Where were you? Him: Toilet. Me: You weren't very long. Him: Yeah, it was only a Number One. by Timmy May 17, 2004 share this
5.	ones and twos
	buy ones and twos mugs, tshirts and magnets wees and poos or, i i have to go to the toilet ooh, that class was really long, i gotta go ones and twos by orgabulator May 17, 2004 share this