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1. pulling an onery
getting completely shit faced and driving home
dude,"i was pulling an onery last night and got a DUI."
dude 2,"wow that sucks."
2. Onriosso Maximus
*When a person is Maximally Onery to the BONE!

*Referring to a person who is SO Totally Unbelievably Onery!

*Can be used to refer to a humorous Adult but is most commonly used to refer to a young Child; generally from the ages of 1-5 years old.

*Pronounciation (Ah-n-re-Ah-So) (Max-i-mus)
My little two year old Grandson is SO Totally Onriosso Maximus; you can see it in his EYES! You just never know what his next move is going to be!
3. fuckerness
the ability to bring out others onery characteristics and rotten personalities
You can not hang out with Jim anymore. He brings out your fuckerness.
4. sukirk
stuburn, rock like, hard if not imposible to remove, cancer like.
His date was a sukirk, and his life was changed.
5. A hot mess
A person who is a handful, he/she is a piece of work, and or a colorful character.
Don is a hot mess! He's cantankerous, cranky and onery.
6. onree
The real word is "ornery" though many people pronounce it "on-er-ee" or "on-ree". It means to be mischievious. It is often used to describe the actions of rambunctious children.
Billy has been throwing rocks at cars again. He's so onree.
7. keen as mustard
extremely enthusiastic, delightful
RiCHARD SIMMONS WAS AS KEEN AS MUSTARD TO LAY OUT A WORK OUT PLAN FOR HIS FAT CLIENTS
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