by Madison Square Gardens February 25, 2010
A catastrophic and vile risk one runs when engaging in anal sex with an inexperienced pair of cheeks. Whether urban legend or unfortunate reality, the scene is set when (for the purposes of illustration we shall assume a man and a woman) a dude finally gets his payoff after months of coaxing his girlfriend into letting him ride the hershey highway. He does everything right - the candles, the Barry White, plenty of lube and love... little does he know that individuals unused to getting shot from behind or suffering loose bowels may (... you see where this is going ...) explosively evacuate. One punch is thrown. The dude then looks down at the genital arena, is overcome with a wave of nausea and repulsion, and proceeds to hurl all over his lover's back. Punch two! Cleanup is rarely a simple matter. Maintaining the relationship, even less so.
by Shrapnel December 14, 2004
A deadly combination of sexual prowess that invloves the combination of two destructive skills. These include the Zombie Mask and the Snowball. Proper use of this technique results in one pissed off bitch. Not only have her eyes have been glued together with semen, but now, to add insult to injury, her nose is broken.
Doctor: What the fuck happened to you, Sara?
Sara: My boyfriend Zombie Masked me and now my eyes are glued shut with semen.
Doctor: Oh shit, lemme finish what he started! *Snowballs her* ONE-TWO PUNCH BITCH!
Sara: My boyfriend Zombie Masked me and now my eyes are glued shut with semen.
Doctor: Oh shit, lemme finish what he started! *Snowballs her* ONE-TWO PUNCH BITCH!
by Sex em' up! January 2, 2007
The act of urinating (One) in an asshole (Two) and then punching (Punch) the young lady's stomach so that she "releases" the urine.
No intercourse necessary, it can be done for shits and giggles...but you might want to stage a doggy style hook up just to get the position right.
No intercourse necessary, it can be done for shits and giggles...but you might want to stage a doggy style hook up just to get the position right.
by Sweet Lady February 26, 2009
When you're doing your girl from behind doggy style and without warning you pull out and stick it in her ass.
by LordSyrinex February 24, 2010
A simple alcoholic cocktail made from roughly 50:50 proportions of carbonated soft drink and cheap cask wine (otherwise known as goon). Typically this is done to mitigate the taste of the wine.
Goes down easy and makes you queasy. Except for fruity lexia, which makes you sexier.
Goes down easy and makes you queasy. Except for fruity lexia, which makes you sexier.
Christ, this goon's rough. Bloody get some of that Sprite or whatever shit the kids are drinking and lets mix up some one-two punch.
by Anis Payne April 6, 2018
A really quick masturbation session, less then one minute. Normally performed in haste in someone else's house while pretendig to use the bathroom. Not to be confused with the "One Ham Slam" that can occur with just one, quick and almost violent pull of the male penis to reach ejaculation.
He only looks happy because he just pulled off the one, two monkey punch in the mall bathroom after seeing your hot Mom.
by D Bokeyno August 14, 2008