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When a male is so good at the fornication, that he is able to undo the female's pants and his own with one hand, thus being able to still grope and cop a feel with the spare hand.
"Mr. Gossett was such a good lay that he could undo my jeans while fondling my booby at the same time!...Magical."
by Allison J December 08, 2004
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A woman with only one available hand that works as a hairdresser. You often feel overwhelmed with fear that she'll do a crappy job, and frankly it ruins your day.
Jon: Hey Bill! How'd you like your haircut?
Bill: I dunno Jon, I had the damn one handed bandit working today...
Jon: Fuck...
by Bulletmunchr November 18, 2007
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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