|1.||one-eyed dirty sanchez|
An enhancement to the disputed Dirty Sanchez. A male, after engaging in anal sex with a female, wipes his dirtied cock across the top of her upper lip creating a moustache and then cums in her eye.
This is one eye short of a blind dirty sanchez.
I took her up the "borough" but I wanted to cum on her face so I turned her over and in the confusion she ended up getting a one-eyed dirty sanchez.