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29. coffee bagger
Some one who engages in the practice of 'rim dicking' of a coffee pot. ('rim dick' is defined as to take the "tip of your dick and rub it around the rim of someones beverage or drink. Most commonly done on a coffee pot.")

Commonly associated with male moon-bat types.
Coffee bagger Seth could not abide the NRA logo on his boss's coffee mug, so he rim dicked it when no one was looking. Unfortunately, the mug was full of steaming hot McDonald's coffee, and Seth got burnt!
30. flee-bagger
An un-creative nickname given to Wisconsin Democrats who chose to flee the state in order to postpone a vote on a controversial bill. The name "flee-bagger" is a failed attempt at a nickname by Tea Party supporters offended by the 'Tea Bagger' nickname attached to their group.

The nickname fails because there is a relatively well known activity called "tea bagging", but no such activity of "flee bagging". Thus, if a "tea bagger" is one who engages in tea bagging, that means a "flee bagger" must be someone who engages in "flee bagging", an activity that makes no sense and does not exist.

It's like that episode of Seinfeld where George tries to insult someone by using the term "jerk store". The insult failed because there is no such thing as a "jerk store".
Teabagger: "I can't wait to vote out those flee-baggers."

Sane person: "Huh? I understand the 'flee' part, but 'flee-bagger' makes no sense."
31. Bagger
One who poops in bags , mainly because their too lazy to get up , and go to a washroom.
corinne - " damn.. i have to shit..and i'm too lazy to go to the bathroom "
- see's bag on floor -

dad picks up bag " WTF IS THIS . BAGGER!"
Nuff said.
32. Jam bagger
One that bags jam. Usually an occupation which requires one to pour jam onto a table, or such a surface, then proceeds to 'swipe' the jam off the edge of the surface, into a sack or bag. But can be a hobby or activity one enjoys, jam baggers usually have a jam 'fetish' and will go out of their way find any and all jam they can.

Can also be used as an offensive term for it creates the image of a strange and peculiar character.
Tobias had been promoted to a jam bagger after working 7 years as a clam sander.

Magnus: "My family are dead and I have no job, please can you spare some change?"
Angus: "Woah! No way. Get over yourself, jam bagger."
Magnus: "Respect me, for my name is MAGNUS!"
Angus: "Take all my money."
33. doggy-bagger
Noun: one who claims that he can handle his meats, but after eating 1/4 or less of his meal, ends up asking for a Styrofoam box, or quite possibly, one of those Chinese restaurant box things with a handle.
What? That Malu couldn't finish his chopped steak! Three bites you say? What a doggy bagger.
by Ralph Wiggum Dec 1, 2002 add a video
34. Double Bagger
A woman so ugly that fucking her is only possibly with the use of two bags: One over her head, and a second bag over your own head in case her bag falls off
That ugly bitch is a double bagger.

OR

Kelvin's mom is a double bagger.
by Da Jello Pimp Apr 1, 2003 add a video
35. 7Seats
To move from one seat to another during the work day. The legs are only used to walk from seat-to-seat. This practice is usually accompanied by large quantities of phone and email conversations.
Hey, look at Keller. He is in another one of his Seven Seats.
by T Bagger Apr 4, 2003 add a video
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