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5.
When your special someone is giving you oral sex you ejaculate on her chin and you trim your pubic hair, then you sprinkle your hair on her chin making it look like she has a beard then tell her to stand up, next you kick her least favorite leg and poke her eye. So she is a one legged pirate.
Dude 1: I pulled a fast one on my girl yesterday.
Dude 2: No way really the One Legged Pirate.!
Dude 1: Yeah she looked like Captn Ahab.
by neozzythe1 June 24, 2009
 
1.
when giving someone anal you proceed to step/break her ankle, this causes her to limp or hop on one leg. next, you shoot a "mighty,mighty" load into one of her eyes. this in turn causes her to cover an eye making her a one legged pirate.
My bitchy girlfriend wouldn't take my package the right way, so i made her uglier than she already is with the one legged pirate.
by poontang inc. March 21, 2003
 
2.
during the Climax of a Blowjob, you cum in her left eye and Kick her as hard as you can in the right leg. Causing her to Jump on one leg covering her eye yelling "AARRGG" like a pirate.
After giving that hoe a one legged pirate I told her to get her ass back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich
by Phillips987 July 02, 2009
 
3.
The act of ejaculating in your partner's eye and then kicking her in the shin, causing her to move around like a one-legged pirate.
Bro, she made me nervous so i gizzed in her eye & gave her a one-legged pirate.
by Alita24 November 11, 2007
 
4.
The act of ejaculating in your partner's eye and then kicking her in the shin, causing her to move around like a one-legged pirate.
Bro, she made me nervous so i gizzed in her eye & gave her a one-legged pirate.
by alitalia November 11, 2007
 
6.
A pirate lacking his third leg
and either his 1st or 2nd leg
resulting in his total number of legs being less than 2, i.e. 1
Avast me, one of me legs has been removed by this here sharp sword - Ill have to be a land lubber for the rest of me days.
by Blueice January 27, 2003