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yeah dude you can take that one finger salute and stink it in your dumper bitch
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The usage of the middle finger to insult a person who offended you, AKA, flipping them off, giving them the bird, et cetera.
'Yeah, well f**k you!' -Proceeds to use middle finger in exasperation-

-Other person, to himself- 'He just gave me the one finger salute!'

-Fight ensues-
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international understanding of 'fuck you'

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1.Giving your lecturer a one finger salute is a great way to get expelled from college.

2.Giving your dad a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown out of the house.

3.Giving your girlfriend a one finger salute is a great way to get dumped and have hot coffee poured all over your crotch.

4.Giving the president a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown in jail.
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Same as The Eminem salute, the freeway salute, the Jersy salute,
the finger, the bird, just to flip off the ones you really can't stand.

In other words , the middle finger.
There was many a time
That Roy Lee acted a prat.
Seriously, he was an older version
Of a poseur, a brown noser, and a really spoiled brat.

So, whether it was behind his back
Or right in his PLAIN VIEW,
I'd showed him my middle digit
And with no hesitation, too!

Though I had quit that job,
I've given him the one-finger salute...
Just to prove he's a big loser...
AND to piss him off, to boot!
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international understanding of 'fuck you'

┌∩┐ ►_◄ ┌∩┐

........................./´¯/)

......................,/¯..//

...................../..../ /

............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`•¸

........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\

........('(...´(..´......,~/'...')

.........\.................\/..../

..........''...\.......... _.•´

............\..............(

..............\.............\

Need i say more ?
1.Giving your lecturer a one finger salute is a great way to get expelled from college.

2.Giving your dad a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown out of the house.

3.Giving your girlfriend a one finger salute is a great way to get dumped and have hot coffee poured all over your crotch.

4.Giving the president a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown in jail.
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what you give the police
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