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2.
My COCK.
Jennifer stuffed her mouth full of the one-eyed trouser trout, and it puked in her throat.
by Rod Mack July 19, 2003
 
1.
A humorous metaphor for the human male sex organ.
Shiela's romantic advances started the rising of Waldo's one eyed trouser trout.
by Ron August 02, 2003
 
3.
A longish creature that is said to live in the pants of a male (and some females)
Man look at that one eyed trouser trout
by Sweatyandready June 28, 2010
 
4.
Shorter than a trouser snake, but bigger than a garment worm
Sally went fishing for trouser trout with live bait
by Mike September 14, 2003