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One Date Stand 

Similar in nature to a One Night Stand, it involves two people fornicating after going out on one date with plans of never seeing each other again afterwards.
Zed: How was the date last night?
Ted: Fantastic! We ended up doing the nasty!
Zed: So that means you're going to see her again?
Ted: Nah, she was just a One Date Stand
One Date Stand by bubbabear244 December 27, 2010
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One date warrior 

One who only gets one date then gets ghosted, Will Emmert
Will Emmert is a one date warrior
One date warrior by Bduckbald April 14, 2025

One-eyed Date

Similar to a blind date. However, they know what you look like, its just blind for you because you were so blacked out drunk you can't remember what they look like.
Jeremy: I hear you're going out with that girl from Saturday night that drove you home?

Corey: Yeah, I'm a little worried though, its gonna be a one-eyed date since I was soooo drunk I don't even remember meeting her.
One-eyed Date by twosticks March 25, 2010

one hand date 

It's a secret word for boys. You use it when you have to say Jerkoff
Friend: Do you want to do something later?
You: No, I got a One hand date
one hand date by TheGodOfNickNames January 17, 2019

one hand date 

One Hand Date Verb. It's another way to say "Jerkoff". It is mainly used by boys/men.
Friend: Do you wanna do something today?
You: no, sorry. I've got a One hand Date. ;D
Friend: Ok
one hand date by TheGodOfNickNames January 18, 2019

One-and-a-half Date 

Not quite a double date, but not exactly a date either. It's when you invite someone out on a date, and they pull a defensive maneuver and bring a friend along, as a date shield.
Dude, I asked out that hot chick Sally on a date Saturday to cool party. She said yes, because she knew it was a cool scene, but she turned it into a one-and-a-half date, bringing along her BFF Tina to cock block.

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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