| 1. | one-stop poop | ||
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the kind of poop where you REALLY got to go, but when you go it's only about one or two poops and you're good for the day Dave: I really need to take a shit! (goes into bathroom for a minute)
Jon: That was pretty fast! Dave: Yeah, it was a one-stop poop. |
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| 2. | one stop shop | ||
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a type of defication where the magic happens, usually in a large amount, and then ceases.
on occaision, results in a clean sweep person sits down on toilet
within seconds: KERPLUNK person: 'ahh...' person: "ONE STOP SHOP, FTW!" |
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| 3. | gimme the poop | ||
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-A phrase generally spoken from one individual to another when seeking possession of the other's fecal matter. Once the feces are under the speaker's possession it is not specified in which way the feces will be used, but it is usually used for sexual gratification.
-Also spoken by a so-called Ass Man or Woman during excitement in advance of experiencing the buttocks of another person. -Justen shouts "Gimme the poop!" out his open driver's side window as he drives past a bus stop lineup consisting of female jazz dancers.
-The energetic colon specialist uttered "I can't wait to watch you gimme the poop." to his patient as they prepared for a colonic irrigation procedure. -Davie, drunk with lust and uncountable beers, shouts "Gimme the poop!" during a loud house party. His close friend BJ Goroto feels somewhat awkward because of Davie's announcement. |
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| 4. | 2 girls one cup | ||
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2 girls are making out with eachother. they stop at one point and one takes a huge shit into a cup. they then begin to lick the poop like it's an ice cream cone. one of the girls gags herself and vomits onto the poopsicle, then they keep licking it. soon enough they are taking turns vomiting into eachother's mouths while both covered in shit and vomit. sally: you should watch 2 girls one cup!
suzie: ok! *watches it* suzie: *commits suicide* |
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| 5. | Folgers Stop | ||
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Folgers Stop
A kind of pit-stop one makes within minutes of drinking of cup of Folgers Coffee. A Folgers Stop usually entails running to the nearest bathroom or tree, to have explosive, burning diarrhea. Elisea - "Hey, why is Jessica holding onto her butt and running toward that tree?"
Tamara - "Oh, she just drank a cup of Folgers Coffee. She probably had to make a Folgers Stop" |
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| 6. | squeeze one out | ||
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When you attempt to urinate or defecate due to the current convenience of a rest room and knowing that access to one will not be available for a long time there after. (On a road trip)
"OK, we are making a rest-stop at this gas station. This is your last chance to use a rest room for 300 miles" "I don't really have to go, but I better squeeze one out while I have the chance' |
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| 7. | :poop: | ||
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:poop: is the new spam going around Facebook, ever since Facebook added new Emoticons.
On Pages Status updates one would post :poop: as many times as they wish. When they comment :poop: it will immediately turn into the emoticon, which looks like poop. John: :poop:
Mary: :poop: Joel: :poop: :poop: :poop: :poop: :poop: James: Will you noob's stop it! |
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