| 1. | One-legged race | ||
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The one-legged race is a highly active sexual position which involves the man lifting the woman off the floor and holding her against the wall with one leg raised holding one of her legs up and the other planted on the floor to provide the thrust. Can be painful if you overbalance at all. i totally gave her a one-legged race last night, but f*cked my arm up when i fell over.
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| 2. | Pantaleon | ||
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An obsessive collector of clothing, usually pants. One who has won second place in an Adolf Hitler look-alike contest. Most commonly used as a name for someone who corrects every little mistake you make (most of the time, however, a pantaleon is incorrect) and one who is unable to skip using his/her left foot more than three times. This person also has the potential to be the most ridiculed and feared High School teacher. Abuse of cutters and Nazism obsession (plus a wide collection of "Mein Kampf" in four different languages including Klingon) aren't uncommon in pantaleons. "Will you stop being a Pantaleon and let me finish!?"
"That Pantaleon is going to top Mr. Manny one day!" "Sorry, but Pantaleons aren't allowed in the three-legged race." "We're all out of pants, sir. That Pantaleon over there has just bought all of the available pants in our store." "Please refer to the Pantaleon if you want to borrow our collection of Mein Kampf." |
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| 3. | Jets | ||
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To Jets, as in "Joe almost won the race but then he pulled a Jets"
To lose suddenly and inexplicably To have hope and then throw it away The Jets are an NFL team which has gained notoriety for throwing away first round draft picks. They are capable of remarkable saves when behind at the half, but more often manage to drop the ball, literally. Hey the Jets are up 41-7 at the two minute warning... no wait, now they're down by 6 points. I think my liver just quit on me.
Announcer: "They might GO ALL THE WAY, no wait, the Jets fumble at the 2 yard line, recovered by Dallas, Dallas touchdown, and i think the Jets just lost their third string QB to another injury. This is an ugly ugly day here at the meadowlands." person 1: The Jets might actually make the playoffs this year person 2: Yeah, unless they pull a Jets Person 1: Did you hear about Dave Person 2: Yeah, he had a heart attack last week during the Jets game Person 1: Yeah, is it even possible to throw 3 interceptions in two plays? Person 1: Hey, who did the Jets select with their first round draft pick? Person 2: A one legged kicker Person 1: Wow, way to pull a Jets |
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| 4. | Michael C. Hall | ||
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The world is an interesting place with changes and troubles to say the least. For many, the phenomenon of creation is based on religion and perhaps science for some. This story of creation has little to do with religion or science but has everything to do with an individual who has achieved every aspect of life. Michael C. Hall was the first man to walk on the rings of Saturn and the first actor and actress (because he is neither man or women but an element of the spiritual world) to play in a hit HBO series entitled “Dexter”. The character Dexter is based upon the real life of Michael C. Hall, no aspect of the series is written because camera crews film his life on a day-to-day base. He is renown for his creation of the band Journey and their hit song “Don’t Stop Believing” (which he wrote and composed as he brushed his teeth, always brush your teeth). His morning gristle is always fresh and he does not require a clean shave since his gristle is permanent at its current and ideal length. Michael C. Hall completes his morning exercise routine that consists of a brisk sprint to the Galapagos Islands, followed by a three-legged race to the Canadian Arctic Archipelago of Northern Canada that is situated in the Arctic Ocean on his own. The sweat that accumulates during this morning routine is collected and used to sustain the growth of the worlds Aloe plant supply. Michael C. Hall is the manliest man to walk the Earth and has an IQ of forever. It has been speculated that the c... more...
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| 5. | TALBOT | ||
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as in...I dont care how many" girlfriends" he has...Im the only one where he is burying his bone
as in......He might not look it but he is such a Talbot. Its why he is a photographer he has his own tripod. |
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| 6. | breeding between the lines | ||
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Young single mums with mixed race kids and no father because he`s legged it off to Hackney, Brixton or any other place he can easily go to ground. "crikey Rob, see the state of that one heaving onto the bus with the Farmfood bags and the buggy?"
"oh aye Dan, she`s been breeding between the lines for sure" |
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| 7. | breeding between the lines | ||
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Young single mums with mixed race kids and no father because he`s legged it off to Hackney, Brixton or any other place he can easily go to ground. "crikey Rob, see the state of that one heaving onto the bus with the Farmfood bags and the buggy?"
"oh aye Dan, she`s been breeding between the lines for sure" |
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