did you go down on yourself? 

A perfect response for when another person is about to tell you a story of epic proportions or say something impressive.

Carmichael: Hey I had the most awkward thing happen to me last night, you won't believe it!
Ted: Did you go down on yourself?
Carmichael: 0_0

did you go down on yourself? by Aerlamnias January 14, 2011

focus on yourself bro 

If your homies tell you this after reading your DMs, it means you ain't gonna be fucking her, chief.

Person 1: Ayo bro, check out my DMs, she responded

Person 2: *reads DMs, girl is CLEARLY not interested*

Person 1: just focus on yourself bro

focus on yourself bro by 81654288888 September 28, 2021

you've got tickets on yourself 

a New Zealand expression used when someone thinks too highly of themselves compared to reality

you've got tickets on yourself don't you!

you've got tickets on yourself by hay.jenikke February 12, 2018

Telling on yourself 

Telling on yourself. The act of showing guilt for one’s own actions in the form of giving information or details about something done or said without being asked.

Ex: She really should stop telling on herself when she was the one who started the rumor. The act of incriminating own self in an act due to guilt.
Telling on yourself

Telling on yourself by jadewils May 15, 2021

spilled some dumbass on yourself 

a term used to express the ultimate insult to a fucktard.

you are so stupid, why are you putting The Mentors in the T section?

you must have spilled some dumbass on yourself.

spilled some dumbass on yourself by Mickey Darling August 4, 2009

score on yourself 

1.To score a point against your own team in a sport; to shoot into your own goal.
2. To give yourself a disadvantage in a game.

I just scored on myself to lose the game.

score on yourself by 5'1"Racer June 12, 2005

flying on yourself 

Acting overly self-assertive or self-confident.

Julia: "Hey Daniel i'm so good at reading people!"
Daniel: "Jeeeeessss Julia, stop flying on yourself!"

flying on yourself by zautner August 29, 2012