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Ace on Base 

When you know your "in" with a fine piece of ass.
-tyler and joe are at a party talking to two very attractive girls that quickly invite them back to their place. As they follow them into the house they look at each other, and they know

"we got an Ace on Base"

- After approaching a girl she quickly writes down her number on your forearm....Ace on Base
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Ace on Base 

When you know you have an in with a girl; when you know your about to get yours, and it's just a matter of when and where, cause you already know shes down.
I have this girl texting me all the time wanting to hang out. I have an Ace on Base, all I have to do is tell her what time to come over or when to meet up.

He's got that girl hanging all over him, so you already know he's got an Ace on Base

Ace on Base 

When Someone (Andrew) is home or at a designated location (or) is in contol
1 Andrew arrives at party, "Ace on base"

2 "Bro where u at?" "Ace is on Base brohoob"

3 Don't worry Ace is on base
Ace on Base by Carodizzle May 10, 2010

MLB on base drools

The mlb rules for on base record does not include getting on base for an error which is a bad rule. More like on base drools. Stupid rule that drolls
Example of an mlb on base drools.
Ohtani got on base for the 50th straight game but not as a result of getting on because of an Error. Apparently getting on base due to defense error doesn’t could as getting on base. Let’s just ignore the fact that he got on base. This is a case of a bad rule, more like mlb on base drolls

born on third base 

term coined by the great Barry Switzer to describe someone who was born with a silver spoon in their mouth but has an arrogance and thinks their standing in life is because of their own doing.
The Cooker: "i hate hanging out at the Kirk Hotel with all of these arrogant, rich punks that think they are an international man of leisure."
Pete Dick (calling Oak the goon): "look dude, just focus on jacking for beats and I will take care of these fucks that were born on third base."
born on third base by Pete Dick March 21, 2008

Second base on an error 

1) In literal terms: when the runner, in baseball, reaches second because of an error committed by the opposing team

2) Getting to second base by accidentally brushing against a women's breasts.
1) The batter got a base hit, but the ball was overthrown, so he reached second base on an error.

2) Guy 1: How far did you go?
Guy 2: What's it called if we were making out and I accidentally brushed against her titties?
Guy 1: Haha! You totally reached second base on an error.

Base on balls

Getting to first base without any effort whatsoever.
Josh: I totally got to first base yesterday.
Mike: Dude, you didn't do anything. She was getting all over YOU.
Josh: So what?
Mike: So, that's a total base on balls.
Base on balls by Stormstopper October 1, 2011