the ability of a device to connect to the internet.
Yeah, I can view certain websites on my Blackberry, but the iPhone has better onlineability.
Xbox Live completely pwns the Playstation network in terms of onlineabilty.
A small, shiny, plastic version of God. Has great controls, innovative and original games (Zach & Wiki, Wii Fit) and an extensive online library of games from older Nintendo systems and other consoles that were destroyed by Nintendo in the nineties (NeoGeo, TurboGrafix, Sega Genesis). Despite having great-but-not-as-great-graphics-as-the-costs-more-than-the-3DO-did-PS3, it still maintains a level of pure awesomeness that can only be equaled by somehow getting beer to stay cold in a room temperature environment without any form of refrigeration devices. In comparison with other systems on the market, the Wii has done what no one saw coming; it pwned the the most recent in the playstation line of consoles, the PS3! Compared to the Xbox 360, the two are both killing the costs-so-much-only-the-kids-of-sony-CEO's-can-afford-one-PS3, the two fairly equal in terms of overall rock! Due to this amount of rock and the overwhelming amount of Downs syndrome sufferers running Walmart, the Wii is in short supply.
Guy (to friend): Hey, I just bought a Wii!
Friend stares in utter disbelief: Holy hand basket of awesome! How? The last one was sold at Walmart months ago!
Guy (smiling): A friend of mine sold his because his parents turned Amish and I outbid a Fat Kid for it!
Friend: A fat Kid? He probably needed it more than you, the exercise and all!
Guy: I know! Maybe he'll die!
Guy: This Wii is so awesome!
Son-of-sony-CEO arrives in porsche: HAHAHAHA!! I have a PS3 and you don't, you filthy commoner! HAHAHAHA!!
Guy(eyes glowing): Wii know where you live.
PS3Fag: *dying* But I'm too affluent to die! *death rattle*
|997.||Booty Licious Bungalow|
The Booty Licious Bungalow is a room of incredibly 1337 proportions. It consists ofmore...
1. A pro ass computer with WoW on it for all night pwnage and Itunes with kickin' tunes to listen to while the pwnage being done.
2. A TV with over twenty horror movies at its disposal.
3. An Xbox 360 with Xbox Live for even more all night pwnage.
4. A kitchen is conviniently placed on the floor above the BLB with delicious foods.
5. Last and certainly not least, a ginormous bed that can hold up to six people.
Only a select few have accept to the BLB. Upon entering the BLB you must pay an admittance fee, considering anyone that stays there for the night gets mad vaj.
The BLB was first designed by ****** ******* in the year three hundred elleventy five. It recieved it's unique name on the night that hawt vaj came over and we all had pro secks. As amazing as this room sounds, it has its downsides. For some apparent reason, one of the BLB co-owners smells like he has been bathing in pig feces for weeks. Another BLB co-owner has been suffering from hair loss after falling into the toxic sludge moat surround the BLB.
Contrary to popular belief, attaining STDs in the BLB only has a 72% chance. But you know what they say "STDs are like Pokemon, you gotta catch 'em all!". There is, however, one small rule. Anyone that tries to steal from the BLB gets his/her eyes gouged out. It seems like a serious punishment but everything in the BLB costs approximately $444;4258j2342012131123123134
Marblehead is a little town on the east coast of Massachusetts. This town is noted as the birthplace of the American Navy, but it is also home to one of the biggest groups of rich, snobby, stuck up, ignorant, dumb ass liberals who get whatever they want. The younger genreation of the town takes what they're priviliged with for granted, and use their $100 a week allowances to buy pot. The jocks and the sluts have wild drinking parties nearly every Friday which eventually turn into orgies. The school system is also bullshit. The students are expected to get perfect grades in everything, and if one obtains lower than the standards, the it's off to community college!more...
There are several defining gorups that make up the town of Marblehead. For example:
The OCD Gamer: They only go to school because they are required to by Massachusetts law. If they didn't have to, they spend all day palying Xbox Live and fapping to bad hentai.
The Emo-Fag: The ones that wear band shirts, studded belts, and pants so tight that thier feet inflate. They often whine about how bad it is to be an only child in a 3 story, 5 bedroom house with their own souped up electronic collection and a constant source of money. Man, life sucks.
The Jock: The competitive sports athletes who follow one code:
"Party, drink, eat, fuck, repeat." They usually recieve their own sports car for their 16th birthday and listen to nothing but shitty "gansta" rap. I'll remember to tip them after they've ...
|999.||the smith squad|
one of the most bad ass teams on halo 3 (xbox-live). They play with 2 or more guests to play eaiser people witch makes halo less fun for new players. When they are seen they usually have a friend with the gamertag of alex pool. They have the logo of a kitty cat cowboy which they are not shy about yelling throughout the game. The REAL smith squad player has tendencies to T-BAG other players after they are killed. This group of people make a bad name for halo.
the smith squad beat us again
Midnight Club is a series of racing games developed by Rockstar San Diego. The game focuses on competitive street racing & the import scene. As of March 26, 2008, the Midnight Club franchise has sold over 12 million copies according to Take-Two Interactive. Midnight Club: Street Racing is the first in the series, developed by Angel Studios (now is Rockstar San Diego) and published by Rockstar Games. The game is available for the PlayStation 2 and Game Boy Advance platforms, the former being a launch title for the platform. Players race through London and New York cities. The player begins with a relatively unmodified and slow vehicle. Through a series of races, each with different goals, they defeat other racers and win faster and more expensive vehicles.more...
In 2003 Rockstar came out with Midnight Club II published for Xbox, PC & Playstation 2. The first sequel for Midnight Club: Street Racing. Players race through recreations of the cities of Los Angeles, Paris, and Tokyo. For this installment, more realistic detail was added to ensure a higher likeness to the models of the real things. The game also features an online multiplayer component. Dry, hilly suburbs and congested interstates can be found throughout Los Angeles, and just like Midnight Club: Street Racing, the city contains many landmarks, as well as numerous shortcuts and jumps. Paris is the home to cobblestone alleyways, monumental roundabouts, and the Paris Catacombs. Tokyo is a city of neon-glittering avenues a...