The restless urge to see new territory, to find what is beyond the curve in the road ahead.
Fulltime RVers after staying for a time get hitchitch and want to move on down the road. So we hook up our RV and move on down the road to see new sights.
(NGGF) A friend who is not gay, but acts like the gay friend that every girl wants. He goes for coffee with you, sits and listens intently to all of your problems for hours on end (especially guy problems). He offers advice from a guy's perspective and tries to make sense of the way guys' minds work. He is the ultimate guy friend who will always be there for you. Because they are not gay, it is possible to hook up with NGGFs, but it complicates things because you are simply such good friends and know absoluetly every detail about each other's sexual lives. You should however reserve these guys as a back-up plan if you don't get married by the age of...say 40. NGGFs are so much fun to be around. They also tend to be very good looking, but unfortunately, they are quite rare.
I met my non-gay-gay-friend at starbucks yesterday. We chatted for 3 hours then went for a walk in a ravine.
A person who receives a blowjob while walking, also known as a walking blow job.
Mike was trying to leave the room because he had to get to class but Lauren was very persistent that they should hook up. So mike settled for a Wo-J, in order for him to get on his way while still hooking up.
the act of pissing on a girl in intercourse, or while she is jerking you off. Usually done when really drunk or when you hate the girl(for example, when you know you girlfriends cheated on you, you still might hook up with her just to pull a wicked james)
"dude my girlfriend is so fucking annoying and tries to control my life"
"just wicked james that shit bro, then dump her"
Thinks she's the next big thing, but really can't act worth a fuck.
Apparently Disney enjoys watching morons make themselves look like idiots on television, because I can't think of a rational reason why she would ever get hired.
She will turn out just like Miley Cyrus, and yes, her purity ring will end up down the toilet just like her career.
No one can ever give a decent reason on why they like her, and mist people that don't like her say they don't because she 'stole Joe from they're wet dream'.
I personally find Joe very unattractive, and I wouldn't care if he and Demi hooked up and made some butt-chinned babies.
Can't stop smiling her fake ugly smile, only to make her butt chin more obvious. She whines about being bullied, and can't stand up for herself when people insult her.
She probably thinks she's a great actress because her Mom tells her so, and her show is so shitty I sometimes wonder if Disney does this for the kicks.
Dipshit: Oh, I hate Demi Lovato because she stole Joe.
Intelligent Stranger: Yeah, like you're actually going to hook up with him and get married and have ten kids.
Dipshit: It's possible!!!!!!
Intelligent Stranger2 : I hate Demi Lovato because she can't act, sing, and her butt chin totally ruins her face. Maybe if that was gone, she'd be a fraction of attractive.
Dipshit2: No!!! She's a gud role model and her show is funny!!!!
Intelligent Stranger2: Of course. Those slit wrists were from her bracelets. Not suspicious. At all.
Those select few people who cannot control their actions after or during consumption of alcoholic beverages. They are capable of anything from a simple drunk text or phone call to a vigorous dance move putting an entire bar/establishment in awe. It is even possible that they could randomly hook up with any member of the same and or opposite sex and tightly grip an innappropriate area for no reason at all. These types of people are to be shunned and ignored at all costs, or it could be the last sight of your life.
Eric : "Dude, look at those girls outside Phoggy Dog. WTF are they doing?"
Bryan : "Isn't that Special K and E.W.? I thought the bar got a restraining order on them for the craziness they caused last time?"
Eric : "Fuckin night crazies, man. Let's get out of here, quick!"