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1. omsk
1) a city somewhere in russia

2) a large and particularly orange forehead
1) go die in omsk

2) woah! look at that omsk!
2. OMSK
What drunk people come up with when they try and text 'PMSL'
I've just seen a fat bird in a bikini in Maryhill. OMSK.

or

I'm going to a family wedding but I'm only having a few. OMSK.
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