OMS
OMS is an acronym for “old man syndrome”. If you can’t remember what you ate in the last few hours or even in the last few minutes then you suffer from OMS. Some signs of OMS are:

1) Accidental pooping
2) Accidental pooping on someone else
3) Random yelling
4) Saying “what” all of the time when someone asks a question
5) Wearing a cell phone belt clip
6) Thinking that a coin purse is a useful item to carry around.

7) Hating everything, literally peeing hatereade.

8) Forgetting everything
9) I forget what I am typing about…..
bob pissed himself again, I think we need to put him to pasture before his OMS gets the better of him.
by _psyco February 26, 2011
OMS
OMS: Old Man Strength

The supernatural ability of old men to complete impossible tasks and make young "whippersnappers" and "damn teenagers" look like pathetic wusses.

OMS grows in direct proportion to how
much he just-doesn't-care-anymore. The less an Old Man has to lose,
the further he can throw you. Subsequently, the older the better.
Remember when Robin Ventura (age 25) charged the mound on Nolan Ryan (age 46)? The next thing you know, Ryan has Ventura in a headlock, beating his face in. Yeah. OMS. Need I say more?

Other Notables include: anyone who served in World War 2, Jack Palance, Clint Eastwood, Grandpa Gustafson
by bettis May 12, 2009
OMS
"OH MY SUNSHINE!!!"
OMS this day is amazing!!!

OMS you are beautiful!!

OMS Melissa is phenomenal!!

OMS!!!
by Sunshine Lover!!! April 28, 2009
OMS
Oh My Spock!
Spock is the Vulcan second in command on the USS Enterprise in the popular television show Star Trek: The Original Series, back in the 1960s.
Captain Kirk: Oh My Spock, that Orion Slave Girl is smokin'!
Bones: Agreed.
Scotty: Ay, OMS
Chekov: All thrusters full ahead!
Sulu: I like boys.
Spock: Silly Sulu, space is for real men! You are highly illogical.
by Mrs. Spock March 10, 2010
Oh my strawberries usually, used from valley girls who have to much time on their hands or preppies
O.M.S. did you just see the New Moon trailor.
by sunshine89 June 06, 2009
Phrase: OH MY SCIENCE !

A devout atheist's alternative to OMG !

To express : anger, joy, surprise, disbelief, ect .
So she screwed your best friend on your birthday?

Yeah dude.

OMS!
by Butterscotchstallion February 20, 2009
OMS
Official Monkey Spanker. This is a term given to large wankers. Often used as a reply to creepy people on anonymous chatting sites when faced with the question, "ASL?"

OMS is a chronic disease that may sometimes be deadly. It is not a condition to be taken lightly.
You: hi
Stranger: heyyyy babyyy asl?
You: oms?
Stranger: whats dat?
You: OSCAR-FLOYD

You have disconnected.
by Oscar-Floyd Kliewer-Fleming December 08, 2010

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