OMS
Official Monkey Spanker. This is a term given to large wankers. Often used as a reply to creepy people on anonymous chatting sites when faced with the question, "ASL?"

OMS is a chronic disease that may sometimes be deadly. It is not a condition to be taken lightly.
You: hi
Stranger: heyyyy babyyy asl?
You: oms?
Stranger: whats dat?
You: OSCAR-FLOYD

You have disconnected.
by Oscar-Floyd Kliewer-Fleming December 08, 2010
Top Definition
OMS
Means "On My Soul" as in putting something on your life. kinda like a Sacrifice
"People better stop playin wit me OMS."

"OMS she a fuckin Lame."

"Thats crazy Oms!"

"OMS that was funny af."
by RealAsTheyCome January 04, 2012
oms
Oh my science!
While most people will say "Oh my God," due to God being their highest authority, those who do not believe in God should say "Oh my science," as it is the highest authority.
Oh my science! I have been touched by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's noodly apendage!
Or on the internet...
OMS! i have been touched by FSM!
by drbroccoli November 18, 2006
oms
oh my science. something said by atheists, inspired by south park.
south park is fuckin bad ass son

so are atheists. oms
by hiphophead293847 August 26, 2009
OMS
Acronym for "Oh My Swift!" generally used by the millions of awesome Swifties worldwide in praise of The Fearless One, Taylor Swift. Similar to the over-rated and over-used OMG, but more.. FEARLESS. Usually used to express great joy, happiness and all the awesomeness of being a Swifty.
OMS! Her dress is so sexy!
by guyswiftyonethree August 06, 2011
OMS
Oh my shit! Holy crap!
Person: "I'm stupid"
Guy: "OMS!!"
by Mbleh October 16, 2007
OMS
Oh My Swag.
OMS, I just made 100 dollars.
by iABeezy January 26, 2011
OMS
Oh My Sean!
OMS that voice is adorable!
by AteMonii:) June 15, 2010

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