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25.
oms
stand 4:

Oh
My
Suga

some people say omg or omd but oms is also used as well.
normally means opps

omd omg
oms, i forgot my keys at home.
by Deelishas May 04, 2007
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1.
oms
Oh my science!
While most people will say "Oh my God," due to God being their highest authority, those who do not believe in God should say "Oh my science," as it is the highest authority.
Oh my science! I have been touched by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's noodly apendage!
Or on the internet...
OMS! i have been touched by FSM!
by drbroccoli November 18, 2006
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2.
OMS
Means "On My Soul" as in putting something on your life. kinda like a Sacrifice
"People better stop playin wit me OMS."

"OMS she a fuckin Lame."

"Thats crazy Oms!"

"OMS that was funny af."
by RealAsTheyCome January 04, 2012
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3.
oms
oh my science. something said by atheists, inspired by south park.
south park is fuckin bad ass son

so are atheists. oms
by hiphophead293847 August 26, 2009
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4.
OMS
Acronym for "Oh My Swift!" generally used by the millions of awesome Swifties worldwide in praise of The Fearless One, Taylor Swift. Similar to the over-rated and over-used OMG, but more.. FEARLESS. Usually used to express great joy, happiness and all the awesomeness of being a Swifty.
OMS! Her dress is so sexy!
by guyswiftyonethree August 06, 2011
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5.
OMS
OMS is an acronym for “old man syndrome”. If you can’t remember what you ate in the last few hours or even in the last few minutes then you suffer from OMS. Some signs of OMS are:

1) Accidental pooping
2) Accidental pooping on someone else
3) Random yelling
4) Saying “what” all of the time when someone asks a question
5) Wearing a cell phone belt clip
6) Thinking that a coin purse is a useful item to carry around.

7) Hating everything, literally peeing hatereade.

8) Forgetting everything
9) I forget what I am typing about…..
bob pissed himself again, I think we need to put him to pasture before his OMS gets the better of him.
by _psyco February 26, 2011
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6.
OMS
Oh my stars!
Samantha Stevens: "OMS! Aunt Clara that spell went awry!" Darrin: "SAMANTHAAAAAAA!"
by lrachelw November 21, 2010
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7.
OMS
OMS: Old Man Strength

The supernatural ability of old men to complete impossible tasks and make young "whippersnappers" and "damn teenagers" look like pathetic wusses.

OMS grows in direct proportion to how
much he just-doesn't-care-anymore. The less an Old Man has to lose,
the further he can throw you. Subsequently, the older the better.
Remember when Robin Ventura (age 25) charged the mound on Nolan Ryan (age 46)? The next thing you know, Ryan has Ventura in a headlock, beating his face in. Yeah. OMS. Need I say more?

Other Notables include: anyone who served in World War 2, Jack Palance, Clint Eastwood, Grandpa Gustafson
by bettis May 12, 2009
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