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10. omj
oh my juice
something i made up when trying to say OMG to my friend Ant in sign launguage, because a little kid was super annoying because he wouldnt stop talking (you know how they are,see example). I didnt know "g" so i put "j".
kid: ...so then there was a train full of clones, like in Star Warz! do you like Star Warz? I luv it! there are people and more people and more people and more people and more people and more people and alien things! my favorite part was when my favorite charater said something that was sooooo cool.

me: yeah, you sho-

kid: oops, i forgot to do my homework. my teacher is a butthead. can you spell butthead? i can. B-U-T-H-E-D, butthead!

me: you really should-

kid: can also spell rainbow! R-A...

me thinking: omg, hey i will sign launguage! O-M..uh...J. Yeah, OMJ that kid is talkative! trying to make him shut up is like trying to lick your elbow!
1. OMJ
Oh my Jah!
In reference to the Jah Rastafari movement.
Sally: Did you hear the ZOMPOC started in Newark?

Jamie: OMJ! Run Nicka!
2. omj
Oh Michael Jordan. According to my wife and kids; Michael says it because he doesn't like using the lords name in vain, so instead, the next best thing.
Guy: I just swished from half, backwards.
Girl:OMJ! Oh My..ckle Jordan, awesome!
*highfives*
3. OMJ
Off my jock, off my johnson. (in other words; get off my penis or preferably dick.) No homo. Also like saying, get off my back or leave me alone.
Tristan: Willy Will, you never hit me up man.
Willy Will: Tristan, you wanna get omj?!
4. OMJ
An alternative interjection for OMG. Has many definitions, such as oh my jellybeans, etc. Can be used in classrooms, so that teachers won't get mad.
"OMJ! Noah just asked me out! I can't believe it!"
5. OMJ
Oh my jello.
"OMJ it's so squishy!"
6. OMJ
OMG normally means Oh My God(s).
OMJ then can only logically mean Oh My Jelly!
Girl-I like toast
Boy-me too
Girl-OMJ NO WAY!!!!!
7. OMJ
OMJ - Acronym for "Oh My Jonas!", used by fans of the Jonas Brothers. Taken from the internet term OMG. Note how "Jonas" has replaced "God" - the Jonas Brothers are a pop/rock icon that millions of girls everywhere worship.
"OMJ! That is so cool!"
"OMJ, did you go to the Jonas Brothers concert last night?"
"OMJ, Nick J is off the chain!"
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