OMG stands for Omnipresent Meatball God. OMG is the god of meatballs, and he is also constantly with you.
Of the many gods, OMG spends the most time with humans.
by Beckley April 26, 2009

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What you should say if someone is wearing fake Jordans, baggy black jeans, oversized white shirt, fake designer jewelry and a baseball cap ninety degrees turned.
OMG WHAT IS HE WEARING?
by manyata.thapa November 27, 2016

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used by eternally adolescent drama queens to exclaim about anything and everything they see, do or hear
'like i was totes like omg and we at this party and i was like o..m....g.....!!! then she phoned me and said he was banged up for the night and i was like OMG lets have a selfie ..totes this is literally me .. selfie'

passer by..

'kills himself'... like, literally'
by tom healey August 31, 2016

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OMG: Three simple letters that have many,many reasons.
Here are the well known ones:
1.~Oh My God:Used to exclaim shock,joy,ectasy,anger, fear ...just about every emotion there is. May result in *pain* if said anywhere near fundamentalist CR-AAA-ZY Catholic/Christian types. See "Oh my Allah!" for muslims.

Girl:OMG! OH MY GOD!
Christain : *punch*

2.~Oh My Goth:Used as a putdown for those seen as "gothic". Goths' rarely find this offensive.But if they do,run for your life! *Has flashback*

Girl: OMG! OH MY GOTH!
Goth1:LOL
Goth2:*punch*

And the lesser known ones....
3.~Oily Men Grunting.
A well known gay porn film,featuring Italian men. Does what it says on the tin.

"Oooh,after Brokeback Mountain I fancy OMG!"
"What?"
"Oily Men Grunting,of course!"

4.~ Over Medicated Generation.
The present generation.Our over medicated state leads to strange behaviour. See "Emo","Emo Boys Kissing" and "MTV"
for more evidence.

"Here,Honey take your pills with your brekkie!"
"Snap,crackle and prozac!"
OMG: It never ceases to amuse.
by bandanasarerad August 25, 2006

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When a spoiled girl sees a funny insta post and immediately screams for her friends and laugh over it
OMG! AHAHAHAHA!! Come and look at this, it is so funny!!!
by The Uncorrupt Group February 14, 2017

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Stands for Old Man Game, a realization that sweeps over men as they age in their 30's that they are no longer the young guns they once were. Indicated by taking an interest in things once thought uninteresting including PBS, current world affairs, walking laps at the mall in Velcro shoes, telling younger neighbors about the pitfalls of irresponsibility, identifying music from younger years as the greatest ever, being called weird by your children if you have some, being in bed before 9pm on a work night, not knowing who most of the musical guest are on award shows, and a general un-kewlness that is not easily covered by the word kewl. Used in everyday conversation as #OMG as a way to replace the standard understood meaning OMG because that's what being old is about. Using a hashtag to retain slight kewlness with the kids.
Hey friend, want to get together later and play some backgammon? #OMG

My kids asked if I'd sit on the other side of the playground cause my outfit was weird. ##OMG
by Timberton August 12, 2016

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A word used often by young people
OMG i can't believe it
by Even Jhonson August 08, 2016

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Oh My Godzilla
by Mrjohn312 August 28, 2014

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