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16. omg
OMG: Three simple letters that have many,many reasons.
Here are the well known ones:
1.~Oh My God:Used to exclaim shock,joy,ectasy,anger, fear ...just about every emotion there is. May result in *pain* if said anywhere near fundamentalist CR-AAA-ZY Catholic/Christian types. See "Oh my Allah!" for muslims.

Girl:OMG! OH MY GOD!
Christain : *punch*

2.~Oh My Goth:Used as a putdown for those seen as "gothic". Goths' rarely find this offensive.But if they do,run for your life! *Has flashback*

Girl: OMG! OH MY GOTH!
Goth1:LOL
Goth2:*punch*

And the lesser known ones....
3.~Oily Men Grunting.
A well known gay porn film,featuring Italian men. Does what it says on the tin.

"Oooh,after Brokeback Mountain I fancy OMG!"
"What?"
"Oily Men Grunting,of course!"

4.~ Over Medicated Generation.
The present generation.Our over medicated state leads to strange behaviour. See "Emo","Emo Boys Kissing" and "MTV"
for more evidence.

"Here,Honey take your pills with your brekkie!"
"Snap,crackle and prozac!"
OMG: It never ceases to amuse.
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1. omg
Possibly the most irritating piece of chatroom vernacular in existence. Often used by teenage girls in chatroom who, for some reason, punctuate their sentences with "Like", "Totally", "soooooooo" and "Lolz."

Correct Response - "Speak proper, or STFU, N00B!"
"OMG WTF! u nevaz did dat, like, dats like, fkin gay! if i did dat id be like, wowz!!!!" - Actual AOL chat quote.
by KHD Aug 27, 2003 add a video
2. OMG
Net-centric abbreviation for the popular exclamation "Oh my God!" (generally used in conversations to exclaim surprise or disgust). Most commonly used by teenage girls who find it depressingly hard to type out an entire word. Reinforces assumptions that humans seem to be getting dumber from generation to generation. See also u, like.
Teenage idiot: "like OMG did u c dat totaly cutte gy? he wuz like, so cutte"

Silent then proceeds to sock her in the face.
by Silent Apr 21, 2003 add a video
3. OMG
Used by retarded teenagers.
They say it stands for OH MY GOD, but they really mean it stands for OBSERVE MY GAYNESS
Retarded Teenager: OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!
Me: I am
Other Person: Hey dipshit is it really too hard for you to spell Oh My God
by Scribbler Mar 18, 2005 add a video
4. OMG
An acronym of the Phrase Oh my God, originated from online chat, and is commonly used in online games and web chat.
Chat: OMG she is so hot!

Gaming: Liek OMG i pwned you!
by Terry Baldock Apr 4, 2005 add a video
5. OMG
Oh My God
Oh
My
God
also see OMFG
OMG I just got laid!
by F4T4L Sep 20, 2005 add a video
6. omg
Acronym. Generally "Oh my God!" For some people that don't like taking the Lord's name in vain, "Oh my gosh!" For Googlists, "Oh my Google!"
OMG there's a lot of pages on the internet!
7. OMG
Mostly used by young, immature teenage girls. Makes you look like a blonde idiot.

Acronym for:

1. Oh My God
Oh My Gosh
2. Oh My Goodness
3. Oh My Goth
4. Oh My Gayness
5. Oh My Genitals
1. OMG! Dan Radcliffe is like, so effin hott!!
2. OMG, I left the kitchen on fire!
3. OMG. That skirt is very gothtastic. Bring in Halloween, 'cause we're going to throw a gothtastic party. OMG!
4. Ooh, OMG! <3333 Buttsecks! ^-^
5. Faster, you're making me cum! OMG!
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