| 36. | penicorn | ||
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A Penicorn is a magnifficant creature with a penis as a horn. They are the very pets of the ancient gods! Some say that they are waiting for a soul as pure as a mountain river, to show their almighty presence to.
It is also said that even the slightest glance of such a creature blesses the beholder with eternal beauty. Scientists from all over the world are trying to gather crucial evidence of it's existance to make an Eternal-Beauty-Potion and make millions. Naturally, ebaum is trying to find one to watermark it and put it on his site. Omg! The animal that put out the city fire was a Penicorn!
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| 37. | lesbian | ||
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A woman who loves or is sexually attracted to women. I read through other descriptions of lesbian and some people who made definitions on this word are just plain retarded.
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1. There is NO good or bad type of lesbian. It doesnt matter if they are ugly or pretty. They are people. Just like you get ugly and pretty straight people. You don't group them into 'good and bad groups' do you? =/. 2. Lesbians aren't all man haters. Yes a few are. But then again some (i'm not saying all) straight men are sexist towards women and treat them as objects. So you can't say that lesbians are all sexist when plenty of straight people are. 3. Those skanks you see on internet porn are not lesbians. They are whores that are trying to get guys to fuck them. If they are real lesbians then they AREN'T going to let you fuck them. Look up 'bi-sexual' asshole. 4. YOU AREN'T GOING TO TURN A LESBIAN STRAIGHT BY HAVING SEX WITH THEM. OMG. That's just plain stupid. Some guys that have their heads up their asses seem to think that lesbians are women you havn't ever had sex with a man before. Or that being homosexual is just a mental illness or something that can only be cured with sex with a guy. =/. If she's a lesbian then she's not going to appreciate you trying to fuck her. You'll probably just get slapped. |
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| 38. | 8-> | ||
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A tiny weiner.
The 8 is the balls. The - is the tiny shaft. The > is the nonexistant "mushroom" It can also be used as a happy face. The 8 is a pair of sunglasses. The - is the nose. The > is the mouth. EX. 1
Robert: Heh. Joe has a 8->. He's not a man. Steve: Haha! Joe: What!? Robert: ... Steven: ... Robert: You have a small dick. EX. 2 Robert: Haha, Joe! You're so cool! Steve: Yeah! Joe: 8-> Robert: OMG! You have a tiny weiner! |
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| 39. | w/s/d | ||
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Abbreviation for Will Suck Dick "OMG, totally w/s/d for that bag. It's Prada..."
"Hey John, would you w/s/d to get out of a speeding ticket?" "Umm, depends, but, yeah, probably." "Uhh, that was a trick question. You're GAY." |
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| 40. | w/s/d | ||
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Abbreviation for Will Suck Dick
"OMG, totally w/s/d for that bag. It's Prada..."
"Hey John, would you w/s/d to get out of a speeding ticket?" "Umm, depends, but, yeah, probably." "Uhh, that was a trick question. You're GAY." |
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| 41. | go deep | ||
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Go deep relates to a number of things, mainly sexually orientated. It may be used in the following sexual contexts:
Using a raised voice - GO DEEEP! - when the vagina is propped up and ready for insertion. This catch phrase is often helpful for increasing focus for the task at hand. The penis is inserted at a medium pace, ensuring full length penetration. The first stroke often sets the mood for the remainder of the session, so it is cruicial to maintain direction and speed, and ensure maximum depth into the vaginal cavity. Alternatively, the partner (or receiver) may request the giver to 'go deep', which following guidelines of the first context, also sets a great mood. In a baby making context. To go deep is to ensure the ejaculate from the male testes is deposited as close to the uterus as possible. This ensures the semen has the least distance to travel through the cervix, as the spermicide contained within the vaginal walls battles with the foreign invaders (similar to the asian invasion occuring in Australia... you know who you are!). >>> Sean: "Oh Trent, GO DEEP!"
Trent: inserts penis into anal cavity "Oh yeah Seanny baby... my cocks so deep, i can feel your intestines" Sean: "Your not that large baby. I mean, ive taken bigger." >>> Dave: "GO DEEEP!" Dave: inserts penis into Nancy's vagina acurately Nancy: "Oh yeah... this will be an intense fuck" >>> Rose: "make sure you go deep this time, im sick of fucking you to make a baby" Barry: "alright im gonna cum... its in as far as it goes... OHHHH OHHHH!! ahhhhh yeah!" |
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| 42. | beccii | ||
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A women who is prone to a bit of action. Has a penis and will use it on anyone. "Omg dude look over there!"
"Oh she's such a beccii" |
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