oh my god. the most commonly used blasphemy in the world. sometimes you sound really stupid using it and other times it is quit appropriate. but mostly it helps fill space in an argument.
person 1 : i'm so fat.
person 2: OMG! you weigh 99 pounds get over it!
pronounced o-mm-geh. often said to exclaim shock at somthing.
we've got another history test, omg
Abbreviation for "Oh my God." Most commonly used online and in chat rooms. However, people who can not be bothered or are too stupid to string three words together and must use the letters instead use it in everyday life as well.
"omg last night was so f-ing cool!"
"like oh em gee did you hear that jane broke up with bob and bob is going out with jane's brother's uncle's aunt's cousin's dog's hamster's mom? like omgzs!"
Abbreviation for "Oh my God" or "Oh my gosh". Often used by teenage girls while texting, and using any other sort of online chatting. Used so often it has now become redundant.
Can also be substituted as "omigosh", "omigod", or "omigawd".
Can become highly annoying when said a lot, along with other words such as "like", "totally", "lolz" in a chatroom.
Girl 1: i just bought new shoes
Girl 2: omg!!! are they hot?
Girl 1: like, totally!!!!
Girl 1: omg did u c that guy over there? hes like, so hot!
Girl 2: tottttally
Girl 3: no hes not! hes ugly! lolz omg i cant believe u guys thought he was hot
an acronym for oversized male genetalia. a disorder that affects more men and women than most realize.
(man looks at the urinal next to him)
oh my god! you really suffer from omg!
A internet abbreviation for "Oh my god". 12-14 year old girls usually use it.
Wrong - "OMG THAT IS SO COOL"
Right - "OH MY GOD, THAT IS SO COOL"
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omg can you like, put that in like, a sentence, and then i'll totally give you a totally like, blowjob, like!
Interjection used by newbies to strengthen their arguements. Usually placed at the beginning of a sentence but after being fragged.
"OMG I hedhs0t j00 U HaxX0r."