The worlds bigggest organisation, dedicated to getting the very best sporting men and women from across the globe, to have sex, under the guise of doing sport. This is not a lie, Half the fun at the olympics (for the athletes) is the sex. It happens. Fact.
Journalist: so, whats your favourite part about the Olympics?
Super-Athlete #1 : can you keep a secret?
Journalist : sure
Super-athlete #1 : the sex, is AMAZING
A bowel movement, generally quite large, which immediately preceeds participation in a sporting event.
'Are you off to the game now?'
'No, Im just going for an Olympic, I'll be back in five and we'll head off then!'
1) An amazing sporting event that inspires my biggest goals and best dreams.
2) An event I will compete in.
3) An event that brings together the most inspiring and hardworking people in the world.
4) The event that taught me to work hard.
Stranger: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Me: An Olympian.
Stranger: Olympics! Awesome! Good luck!
word of the day: July 24, 2012
n. Loose assemblage of activities undertaken quadrennially by over-ripped folk with an odd view of life and difficulty prioritising. Small trinkets on coloured ribbons and needlessly ostentatious flower arrangements are commonly given to several of the better entrants as stirring tunes play. Flags and advertising signage tend to be prominently displayed and portly men in suits shuffle about needlessly.
I couldn't sleep yesterday so I flicked on the olympics and caught some women's arm wrestling; it looked like the 85kg class. I think a Bulgarian won. Then there was rhythmic gymnastics. I swear to God. Rhythmic gymnastics.
Gay Competitive Sports That Takes Over Every Channel
OMG New Episode of Family Guy!
O Motherfucking Goddamn Shit-in-a-Banana-peel! The Fucking Gay Olympics Are On!
An event that tries to cast itself as the world's largest sporting event that is truly international, even though people know its a load of bullshit since its always dominated by superpowers like the US. Sorry, the World Cup owns that distinction (and every other sporting or TV/Media event cannot come close to the influence it has on people's lives on a global scale).
Man 1: Hey the Olympics are going on?
Man 2: What Olympics?! Fuck that bullshit, I'd rather watch the World Cup... Which is far more fun and cool than the fucking Olympics!
(Man 1 seems upset at his friend and at himself)