boring, rainy annoying drama filled place where nothing exiting happens. filled with wanna be partyers. wanna be badass kids and wanna be black kids. we are a 99.99 percent white community and NO ONE IS GANGSTER! olmsted falls is a place where no one has the balls to have a party. we do have some partys at the nest these partys are had by TEAM RETARD!
olmsted falls would have the worlds highest seuicide rate if it wasnt for team retard
|2.||olmsted falls high school|
Located in olmsted falls ohio. really small lame high school, over controlled by power hungry assistant principles, also tend to hire and accommodate sexual preditors as teachers..The school is filled with your fare share of false preppy kids from medium income families you tan to orange and rock abercrombie....Also has a good number os fake scene kids who dress over eccentricly to gain attenion and think they are very deep into music and hardcore because they listen to such bands as "bring me the horizon" there are also like 4 black kids who live on some farm near the outskirts of town,and theres also like 4 wigger kids who live near there too.
A typical happening at olmsted falls high school....
Real musician from OFHS: Dude are you going to go to the converge show? theyre touring with 3 other really good hardcore bands
"fake sccenester who over hears: yeah arent they comming with bring me the horizon??
Real musicion from OFHS: kill yourself...
|3.||Olmsted Falls High School|
located in olmsted falls, ohio. parents want their kids to go to school there because they think its a good school system, when really its not. theres at least 1 fight every week, and the cops even have to come sometimes! sometimes theres even a food fight! most of the people at ofhs are preppy wannabes, that act like theyre better than everyone else, when really they only have like 5 friends. everyone stereotypes and judges everyone else, so its impossible to ever make a new friend. people always claim to have huge, awesome parties, when really they just end up sitting in their basement with their dog, watching twilight. so lame that when i went to write olmsted falls, i accidentally wrote olmsted fails. no joke.
person 1: i go to olmsted falls high school
person 2: aw dude that sucks i feel so bad for you
Larger than Olmsted Falls, Olmstedd Township has all the housing while Olmsted Falls has everything else. According to Mapquest, it doesn't exist so poeple tell their friends to enter Olmsted Falls for the city name instead. Olmsted Falls/Township is also commenly mistaken as North Olmsted even though they are clearly 2 different city's.
OT citizen: Hey you should come over later!
Friend: Ok what's your address?
OT citizen: 1234 Sun St. Olmsted Township. But on Mapquest you have to put Olmsted Falls
Olmsted Falls is a small town in Ohio where everyone thinks they're the shit. Girls spray tan themselves until they look like an oompa loompa (these girls are very commonly known as the orange girls, creative, huh?), and guys sag their pants so much that their pants actually fall down when they walk. A lot of the guys end up being lying douche bags and friends that you have had for years end up stabbing you in the back. All over, a horrible place to live. Oh, and if you're not popular in Olmsted Falls you may as well just move the hell away cause your life will probably be shit.
1. hey look, the orange girls. what an irregular happening at Olmsted Falls, huh?
2. guy one:hey look, our school won another award for being awesome.
guy two: hey look, another fight.
|6.||North Olmsted Middle School|
The Middle School in North Olmsted. Filled with wanna-be gangsters and jocks. You can't walk 3 feet without someone you don't know calling you a fag. Lunch food sucks, crazy-ass teachers, ya know, usual for North Olmsted
This is some crazy shit, man.
Whadda ya expect? it's North Olmsted Middle School.
A suburban city near to Cleveland, Ohio and is surrounded by Westlake to the north, Olmsted Township to the south, Fairview Park and Brook Park to the east, and North Ridgeville to the west. North Olmsted is not as upper-class as neighboring towns like Westlake and is often considered "ghetto". North Olmsted is also home to many people who cannot drive.
"Yo, did you go to The Flats last night and party it up?"
"Naw. I was going to the park in North Olmsted to play volleyball and got hit by some lady with a huge van as I was coming across Lorain Road."