A cheap italian restaurant chain originating in Florida. Usually occupied by disgruntled managers and apathetic servers. Not a bad place to work. You dont even have to be sober. Majority of food is in soup/salad/breadstick form. The servers must S.I.E. (Suggest, Inform and Endorse) menu items and introduce themselves by name (which is really tacky)

If you can stomach the cheesy greeting, the food should be no problem.

What slow students hear when a teacher mentions oligarchy during a lecture.

An Italian chain restaurant, loaded with salad, breadsticks, and Ande's mints.

If you are trying to get laid, you ask a girl to go to the Olive Garden. If she says yes, as long as you pay, she is obligated to have sex with you.

American food for an Ameircan resturant.

Not an italian restaurant at all.
Here, in Italy, we would never eat the food served in Olive Garden: really ugly, trust in me: italian food is totally differt!!

A respectable resteraunt chain usually located in a parking lot of a shitty mall
where space cadet waiters serve unlimited breadsticks and salad and suburbanites rejoice at chicken parmasean entres.WOOH! "we are goin to olive garden! Get in the mini van!"

for anyone who reads this you should go there and when the waiter asks you if you want cheese on your salad and you say yes ,the waiter will say, "say when" don't say stop