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A chick's restaurant. Not the first choice of a straight male.Their philosophy is to fill you up with salad,bread sticks and soup so you won't be disappointed with minuscule size and high price of the entrée.
Olive Garden is so gay.
by wolfbait51 April 18, 2011
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Bad excuse for Italian food. Bad excuse for food. Rubber bread sticks. Silly Salad. Overcooked fish. Overcooked (over microwaved) broccoli. Nasty-as-hell, disgusting "fettuccine." Gross, worse-than-frozen lasagne. But the water was fantastic. PUSH THE WINE!!
John: Let's go to Olive Garden!!!

Jane: No fucking way.
by biffy the olive monster August 09, 2009
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the act of pouring olive oil on your penis, then fucking a vagina, then eating it out.
Dude I took her I olive garden last night

The restaurant

No...
by metgor24 February 24, 2010
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To "Olive Garden" a person means to enter into their bathroom in secret, open the tank of their toilet, and insert an entire loaf of bread and a can of tomato sauce. This will likely prevent flushing and create a priceless reaction when discovered.
"You just got Olive Gardened!"

"I just Olive Gardened her."

"Let's Olive Garden that person! It will be THE BEST."

"When I saw I had been the victim of a brash and relentless Olive Gardening I immediately vomited my dinner of delicious baby-back ribs into the very toilet that so offended me!"
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Where you take someone to get a blow job afterwards. only when you pay though.
girl: lets go to olive garden, ill let you pay

man: YessssSSS!!
by terifupoo March 26, 2009
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I'm moving. I wonder if they have an olive garden over there?

They do!

SWEEEEEET!
by Bran June 09, 2004
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A romantic Italian themed restaurant. Endless supply of breadsticks and salad.

A place where one would take his significant other in order to propose for engagement. High class dining experience filled with a tiny diamond ring. It's all a woman could ever ask for
"hunny, let's go to the olive garden"

"sure! I love those breadsticks!"

...

"with such a magical dinner and this $5 bottle of wine, in this tour of Italy I want to ask you to marry me, so will you?"

"YES!! I always knew you were romantic!"
by binary101010100101 March 09, 2009
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