a premature ejaculation that was implanted into a bisexual gorilla as part of a nazi experiment in the 50s.frozen in time then born in a test tube in the 80s there remain very few of these hermaphradites alive.easily spotted they are miniature humans with depraved gay tendencies
wow what a freak that dwarf is copping off with my neighbours dog,bet hes a proper oli
by ANDY THOMAS June 07, 2004
short form of Oliver, or in french, for Olivier. tall guy. sometimes dark, sometimes red, radical hair (bed head). sexy shnoz. flashing eyes. winning smile. robust. swarthy. savvy. a mover-shaker. hip. generous. well regarded. socialized. persusasive. sensitively affectionate. likes to poke fun at short blondes. madcap on the tennis and besketball courts yet mature. all-in-all, combination of great sense of humor, charming personnality and good-looks. unforgettable friend.
by Gabby August 02, 2003
The act of reducing female passers by in the street to quivering jelly by using a dangerous combination of exquisite facial features and incredible thighs. This process takes place over a prolonged period, often of three months or more, resulting in a spell of frenzied fornication and mutual joy for the perpetrator both of the Oli and chosen passer by.
There I was, happy with the world and innocently walking to work when I was hit by an Oli from a distance of about three meters. Or: I have been well and truly Oli'd so I am totally useless.
by BonnieThomas06 July 10, 2008