a premature ejaculation that was implanted into a bisexual gorilla as part of a nazi experiment in the 50s.frozen in time then born in a test tube in the 80s there remain very few of these hermaphradites alive.easily spotted they are miniature humans with depraved gay tendencies
wow what a freak that dwarf is copping off with my neighbours dog,bet hes a proper oli
short form of Oliver, or in french, for Olivier. tall guy. sometimes dark, sometimes red, radical hair (bed head). sexy shnoz. flashing eyes. winning smile. robust. swarthy. savvy. a mover-shaker. hip. generous. well regarded. socialized. persusasive. sensitively affectionate. likes to poke fun at short blondes. madcap on the tennis and besketball courts yet mature. all-in-all, combination of great sense of humor, charming personnality and good-looks. unforgettable friend.
The act of reducing female passers by in the street to quivering jelly by using a dangerous combination of exquisite facial features and incredible thighs. This process takes place over a prolonged period, often of three months or more, resulting in a spell of frenzied fornication and mutual joy for the perpetrator both of the Oli and chosen passer by.
There I was, happy with the world and innocently walking to work when I was hit by an Oli from a distance of about three meters. Or: I have been well and truly Oli'd so I am totally useless.