| 1. | Landmass | ||
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August 31, 2012 Urban Word of the Day
The area of land between New Orleans and Mobile, as referenced during Hurricane Isaac coverage by The Weather Channel. Also known as Mississippi. Substitute the word Landmass or Mass for the State of Mississippi in anything, especially in a good meme. Ole Mass. Landmassians. University of Southern Landmass. Post it online. Sell t-shirts.
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| 2. | ole spends alot | ||
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one who recklessly spends mass amounts of money on useless and unecessary items...yet refuses to spend minute amounts of money on necessary items.
Drew just bought a 200 dollar christmas tree and dont ot a car to drive it home with
Ole spends alot just seen at the mall spending mass amounts of money yet has nothing to show for it. ole spends alot has a 75 dollar 5' sticker of a football player on his wall, yet he refuses to fix the big hole in the wall next to it. |
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| 3. | big ole gay | ||
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Somebody who is slightly larger in mass than your average human, and because of his above average size, he enjoys taking larger than average cocks in his ass. Taylor is a big ole gay, he likes big ole guys.
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| 4. | PB n' Jesus | ||
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When a Catholic decides to ditch Sunday mass and instead have their own 'communion' in the comfort of their own home by way of a peanut butter & jelly sandwich. Phil: Hey brah, what do you think you're doing ... shouldn't you be at mass?
Joseph: Naw brah, screw that. That damn communion bread wasn't gonna fill this playa up. Naw ... I decided to stay home for a good ole PB n' Jesus! |
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| 5. | Silpkont | ||
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Silpkont is a variation of Slipknot that doesnt exist. It's Spelled wrong by a school boy from Finland. This specifics guys friends made a cult that worships great silpkont god that will make a cult suicide in 12.12.2012 when world ends. Usual comments in Silpkont cult:
<UnseenO_o>:Oon olla aktiivinen jäsen täällä et voisit heittää extra tähden : D <lasd>:no aivan sama :DD puhukaa paskaa kun täälä ei muuta ole tehty :D:DD |
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| 6. | plumped | ||
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Fucked by a fat chick; frumped by a fatty or plumper. Being made into a plumper pumper against one's better judgment or even involuntarily. Getting fat bitched. It was hog night and we went to each find a big fat fatty. We all said "hog hard or hog home" and told each other "happy hogging". John had second thoughts, but got drunk and ended up with a buffet slayer. He claimed that he had been fat bitched only because he got so drunk but we knew that he had not been plumped involuntarily. We knew that he enjoyed it and we told him that he was a hogger and a hippo farmer and a chunk fucker who enjoyed his tubby little war pig.
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| 7. | Head Zeppelin | ||
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When the bar closed, I took a big fat fatty home. She turned out to be a Head Zeppelin and I got a nice blowjob.
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