Old Bean

British colloquialism:

An affectionate form of address, usually used in a greeting and almost universally said by a man to another man.

Ah good to see you (optional insertion of person's name) old bean. How are you?

Old Bean by Douglas MacIntyre July 16, 2007

Old Bean

1. A friendly form of address to a man.

Great to see you Old Bean!

Old Bean by The Only Old Bean July 4, 2019

Old Bean Burrito 

The process of pooping into a vagina then using two fingers to wipe the vag clean of the excess poop, then proceeding to eat the girl out

Dwight had to shit very badly, yet was hungry for mexican food at the same time during intercourse. He looked deeply into Michelle's eyes shit in her pussy, wiped off the extra, then ate her Old Bean Burrito.

Old Bean Burrito by DwightPegusus December 10, 2010

Old bean

Term of endearment used by men when addressing an old friend, emphasising that you are pleased to see him.
It is absolutely neutral, and if anything a bit fuzzy warm.
Very Wodehousian.

Good to see you again, old bean!
Best of luck, old bean!
Still married to that gorgeous blonde, old bean?

Old bean by the shonny May 18, 2009

Good morrow old bean 

Just a greeting, like hello but more colourful

Good morrow old bean

Good morrow old bean by Kt VV February 2, 2010

Flicking The Old Bean 

Exercising the “wit center” of one’s brain, through the use of spoken or written words, where the stated goal is to play with language, rather than to effectively communicate a specific idea itself.

Sometimes referred to as "Vocabulary Masturbation."

Chris and Jesse do a lot of flicking the old bean every Wednesday while drinking beer.

Flicking The Old Bean by jRiddle December 21, 2019

old bean

Old Bean is the clitoritis of an older lady, usually a pensioner.

Gladys enjoyed flicking her old bean

old bean by shaky hand man October 5, 2010