old bat 

Any annoying post-menopausal woman, but especially one who applies a considerable amount of make-up and scares small children with her appearance.

I try to be nice to the old bat.

old bat by bantarctic leech July 8, 2010

Oldbitchuary 

The section of a newspaper where you learn about the passing of mean elderly female.

Dude!? Did you check the oldbitchuary? Mrs. Sampson's finally gone!

Oldbitchuary by TheDrummer23 October 4, 2011

stabbing the old bat with a knitting needle 

to go crazy; to go nuts (informal)
to have a temper tantrum or a fit of rage

When repeatedly asked whether or not he had used street drugs to help cope with his mental problems, the schizophrenic patient began stabbing the old bat with a knitting needle.

stabbing the old bat with a knitting needle by giovany August 7, 2006

Oldbaggery 

When a member of the older generations nags/harasses younger people for doing things that while quite common nowadays people might have been picked on for .. 30 years ago. This includes but is not limited to flat brim hats and the way they are worn, baggy or loose clothing, using new age vocabulary, dropping the g, etc. People that exhibit this usually have grey hair and almost always have mustaches.

Mr. Brown has a severe case of oldbaggery.

Oldbaggery by an intern July 28, 2009

oldballing 

The act of fornicating with an older gentleman, especially a grandfather.

That chick over there that is flirting with that old dude must be looking to do some oldballing!

oldballing by texasrkb December 6, 2017

OldBall-Z-oil 

noun.

The scrotum sweat left on a chair seat by an old pervert in daisy dukes.

Sssssssssshhheeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiittttttt..........
“OldBall-Z-oil” all over my leather chairs.

Sssssssshhhhhhheeeeeiiiiiittttt.....,..

OldBall-Z-oil by Saint of Circumstance May 9, 2018

oldballs 

someone who acts alot older then he is!!!!
Definition of the word would have to be james.
A man who moans alot about little things.
A sweet and gorgeous man who is very old in his ways
A god amongst men!!!!
Someone to look up too.
Genius!!

Oh come on Oldballs!!!!
Don't be soooo old..balls
I love my oldballs he's sooooo OLD

oldballs by Kerryglidz February 2, 2010