I'm Too Old For This Shit 

When you feel that doing the same shit over and over for years is too much to deal with anymore.

Example 1:

Mom: Junior wet the bed again.
Dad: He's ten years old. Fuck, i'm too old for this shit.

Example 2:

Friend 1: What's 1+1=?
Friend 2: I'm too old for this shit.

I'm Too Old For This Shit by Bhursty1180 January 20, 2015

Too old

Used to describe a female individual that dissapoints a pedophile with her age.

Pedobear on jailbait: Too old !

Too old by David.david.son May 22, 2009

TOTF (Too Old To Fuck) 

Someone deemed too old to have fun, and, or relations with of a sexual manner.

Billy: Oh man, check her ass out.
Fred: Dude, come on, she is clearly TOTF (Too Old To Fuck). Why don't you try finding one a decade younger.

TOTF (Too Old To Fuck) by bigsoprano November 29, 2009

Old Garden Toothpaste 

Japanese candy that taste like wilted flowers and minty toothpaste. When you smell it, it gives you a painful head ache. It is also an Italian restaurant my friend made in a roblox game.

"AMBER THIS CANDY TASTE LIKE OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE."

"Kaylee hows the restaurant OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE going!"

"KAYLEE!! GIVE ME YOUR OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE!! RIGHT NOW!! OR I FINNA KASHOOT YOU THEN KERMIT SUICIDE AND KASHOOT MYSELF!!"

Old Garden Toothpaste by Old_Garden_Ladie August 2, 2019

Old Fashioned Toothbrush 

Brushing your teeth with a penis.

Honey, will you bring me some toothpaste?
I need to use you for an old fashioned toothbrush.

Old Fashioned Toothbrush by Jaretsvjj January 5, 2011

Tooheys Old

The greatest Australian beer ever made. It is a Black Ale which has brewed and bottled in New South Wales since 1869 (and also available on tap at most pubs througout NSW) and commonly referred to simply as "Old". Unlike most commercially brewed Australian lagers (i.e. Foster's, Victoria Bitter, XXXX) which almost taste like tap water, Old possesses a full bodied flavour which makes it awesome.

Random Drinker: "TOOHEYS OLD, drink it cold..."

Drinker at Pub: "Yeah, can I have a schooner of OLD thanks?"

Tooheys Old by 3xS October 18, 2010

Old Toongabbie 

A nice outer Sydney suburb (about a 40 minute drive to the CBD). It combines the literal best of the city and the country. No, there is no incest (at least none that is reported), but there is an entire community of wonderful, kind and mature people, who know how to get down on a Saturday night! It is a town worth travelling to. Why? Because I said so!

"Old Toongabbie was wonderful!" said Sam as she sat down on her lounge after her adventure to Sydney's west.

"What did you like the best?" asked her friend Charlie, who loved to hear all about her journey's.

"I loved the people, the parks, the animals and even the little shops of Old Toongabbie, Sam said, as she reflected on the day with her mystery man with fondness.

Old Toongabbie by Jamison Boy March 31, 2009