An old lady that always calls the cops.

While the above definions are true, they're only limited to certian areas in USA or Canada. The universal term, or definition, of an Old Lady is simply an old lady, mostly found in ghettos, who are always calling the cops. 99% of the time they're white, and 60% of the time are single. They believe that calling the cops will solve everything.

round stick with which to beat an old lady when performing the Trondheim Hammer Donce

When your boning your old lady in the dark you leave the room to take a piss. your friend is waiting in the bathroom, he comes in your place and starts banging your old lady in the dark. in the process..your going outside to the window by the bed to knock. when she looks up and seees your face..she screams.

The awful perfume-odor that eminates from all women over age 70.

Old Lady Hack - (also called Tonsilith or Tonsil Stone) are caused by of any of the following getting stuck in the tonsils:

* food particles
* dead white blood cells
* oral bacteria

They are described as having a nasty odor like halitosis concentrated into a small stone. They look like cottage cheese in color and texture.

A weird old lady who always wears paisly pants.